Our friends at Movieline noticed that the sex scene between Jake and Neytiri that was axed from the movie is in the script Fox posted online. The Na'vi don't have sex like humans—they have "the ultimate intimacy."

A Burger King patron gets really, really angry and tries to smash the door with a chair. Except it didn't work out so well, because someone forgot to set up the "wet floor" signs. Yeah.

60 Minutes did a story last night on the US Border Patrol finally getting technology advanced enough to differentiate between an illegal immigrant crossing the US border and a tumbleweed. If a giant physical fence doesn't work, this definitely will!

San Francisco Supervisor Chris Daly's 2010 resolution is to say "fuck" at every city meeting.

Last night on VH1's Frank The Entertainer's Basement Affair, the ladies had a special Talent Show. The talents ranged from slutty to useless to bizarre— but what won our hearts over was "The Crusher." Hint: it involves boobs & beer cans.

Our Supreme Court has just barred District Judge Vaughn Walker from putting the upcoming California Proposition 8 trial on YouTube. "The high court did not explain its reasoning."

The Way We Live Now: Licking our frozen orange juice. It tastes almost the same, don't you think? You still get that orange flavor, right? You'd pay me for this block of ice, wouldn't you? Hello?

The Simpsons celebrated its 20th anniversary last night, closing a new episode with a thank you note to fans. But was a one-line jab at their competition—"Now stay tuned for three Seth MacFarlane shows."—omitted from the broadcast?

People was kind enough to check in with the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore today to find out how they hope to capitalize on their insta-fame. Snooki and J-WOWW are both following reality TV tradition and launching clothing lines; Ronnie says he may open a tanning salon with his dad as well as introduce a beverage line; and Vinny says he's thinking about applying to law school. (Go figure.) As for Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, he tells the mag that he plans to pursue an acting career and is also hoping to exploit his inane nickname by trademarking it. "I have people working on it as we speak," he tells People. The only problem: Two other people have already applied to trademark "The Situation" since the show debuted last month.

The abuse of private data by Facebook employees was pretty much inevitable; the simple act of amassing data tends to lead to corruption. What's sad is how lightly the social network reportedly controls its employees.

In time for primary season: conservative Tennessee Democrat, would-be New York Senate candidate, Julia Allison ex-boyfriend, and gay marriage opponent Harold Ford, Jr. supports gay marriage. Finding Democrats who already support Democratic policies to run in liberal states is hard!

"Hello, my name is Creepy Old Dude on YouTube, and I am quite clearly an alcoholic."

Think about the great things in Avatar and of course the script sticks out. [WGA]

Foxy Roxxxy is a sexbot that has five personalities, three holes, and one understanding of what transpired at Ground Zero on September, 11th. She works at Cantor Fitzgerald, likes soccer, loves Porsches, and thinks 9/11 was an inside job.

In your provocative Monday media column: debates over the National Enquirer's respectability and women's ability to be funny, a journalist is killed, and a new Vultureperson is hired.

The guys over at Atom have just released another hilarious parody video. This time, they're targeting the ultra manly men of The Deadliest Catch. A word of warning: this involves quite a bit of fish punching.

Is it possible the NYPD is wasting its time by cracking down on counterfeiters? The retail industry has railed against rip-offs for years, but faux merchandise may not actually be such a bad thing, according to a researcher at MIT:

Why won't Mark Halperin and John Heilemann tell us who Bill Clinton was sleeping with? This may sound like a plea from a shameless scandal-merchant for more grist, but it is actually an honest question: what makes that information privileged?

Last week Piers Morgan filled in, making everyone uncomfortable as he hit on Hoda. We noticed, as did The Soup, and today Kathie Lee claimed he wore her underwear while she was away. We're guessing he won't be invited back.

The Situation's yearbook photo (sent in by a reader) is even more hysterical than the laughably bad pictures of him in his male stripper days. We may get better, nakeder pictures of one of his castmates mighty soon. Guess who...