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Today at Gawker.TV, a full episode of Conan O'Brien's failed pilot Lookwell, Better Off Ted's filthy gag reel, CSI: Miami retold with the help of Tracy Jordan, How I Met Your Mother's musical letdown, and Morgan Freeman weighs in on Conan.

Harry Reid isn't gonna step down or resign. Sensible Republicans are backing off. Everyone who went all-in on the Harry Reid thing should probably feel a bit embarrassed. Besides Michael Steele, of course.

Lookwell doesn't often find itself in front of an audience because it was only aired once. The struggling King of Late Night was the brains behind the Adam West vehicle alongside Robert Smigel, the voice of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

"Gov. Paterson's teenage son was picked up today after cops caught him shooting dice on an Upper West Side street corner and possessing somebody else's debit card, sources said." [NYP, NYDN]

We stumped you with today's Freeze Frame and you will most likely be pissed that you didn't get it. Click through for the answer.

The Way We Live Now: Just wandering on up to the front counter of Equinox gym thinking everything is fine. Well it's not fine. It's far from fine. Your money's gone. Your jobs are gone. Your abs are gone.

We somehow fooled Jill Zarin, our favorite Real Housewife (from New York...with red hair), into interning for us on Thursday. She's used to having a publicist and other helpers, so what should we make her do now that she's ours?

We left out a Harold Ford associate: cult leader Sun Myung Moon.

Conan O'Brien has finally said "enough." The Tonight Show host is abandoning his gig rather than move it to midnight. O'Brien's blunt statement reflects months of being jerked around at NBC.

Before Eric Bana was The Hulk or a sexy gladiator in Troy, he was a comedy star in his native Australia. The show was Full Frontal, a sketch comedy show that ran from 1993 to 1997.

If Gilberto Sanchez is the new face of movie piracy, the studios should be worried. He's a 47-year-old motivational speaker from the Bronx who was trying to entertain his three grandkids on the cheap. Now he faces prison time.

Logo announced today that it picked up the "gay housewives" show Kept, to launch in October, but they're still looking for one more cast member. Maybe that's because some gay-listers have already turned it down. Like who?

This young man had glasses tattooed on his face. Why? That's what cowards ask.

Crime procedurals are so predictable they have become pointless to watch in their entirety. So let's catch you up on the latest CSI: Miami. We edited it down to one minute, with some help from Tracy Jordan.

In your smiley Tuesday media column: newspapers only sell online subscriptions to lone nuts, Dan Rather loses on appeal, a headline is debated, and Paste magazine lives.

If you ever feel bad about ignoring the "proud begging" kids who dance on the subway, just remember this video of the time they kicked over a toddler.

Roger Ailes played the part as Rupert Murdoch's political apparatchik — transforming Fox News into the Republican Party id to suit his corporate master's political interests. But recent events suggest Murdoch's no longer in control of the beast he created.

Ha, here is a funny thing that nerds want. There is some sort of petition making the rounds begging ABC/Disney to build a Lost ride at Disney World. Hah! What could such a ride look like? Let's imagine!

It's been a heartbreaking day at NYU Law. It seems a group of students tried to make arrangements to have Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi from MTV's Jersey Shore pay them a visit, but then the whole thing fell through at the last minute. After the jump: The tragic details and amusing memo that was circulated earlier today.