Gary Coleman was arrested in Utah over a domestic assault warrant this past weekend. So if anything, that gives the anchors of Good Day New York the opportunity to take some very low blows on a small, defeated man.

Back when Gary Coleman was top banana, he invited the GDNY crew to come and talk to him about how it feels to be top banana. Except lo and behold, once the Good Day New York crew showed up, Gary—being the little diva that he was—didn't really feel like giving any interviews. So Rosanna Scotto did the only thing a top-notch journalist would do: she stalked him around the room, cameraman in tow, trying to get that juicy Diff'rent Strokes gossip. Well he wasn't having it, and he kicked Rosanna to the curb.

Well consider this your comeuppance, Gary. You're in a Salt Lake City jail over domestic abuse, while Rosanna is sitting pretty as a blabbering idiot at the anchor desk on a Fox morning show. At last, the world has restored the delicate balance of things.