Everyone has moved on from the Late Night fiasco except Howard Stern. Today he decided to meticulously dissect Leno's interview with Oprah to show how much of an asshole Leno is. Hey Howard, tell us something we don't know!

NYU took free courseware from PaidContent's founder; your outfit freaked out Caroline McCarthy; and Emily Brill called on Google to live out loud, like her. The Twitterati eyed their circumstances warily.

When Kristin Cavallari stopped by The Bonnie Hunt Show today, Bonnie had the cojones to ask about her Hills castmate's recent surgery. Kristin, who's known Heidi since she was 18, made some remarks about seeing the transformation firsthand.

So, the Tea Party movement is still a hilarious mess. The "Tea Party Patriots" think the "Tea Party Express" is a scam and the upcoming "Tea Party Convention" is basically a huge ripoff.

This elephant youngster accidentally falls into a watering hole that's a little too deep. Luckily, a group of moms spring to the rescue.

[The former president of the Lemoncake Stupid Society goes to work as the chairman of the Darkstink Frowning Coalition in New York today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

In #tips today: why we don't care about Scott Brown action figures, an excellent James Fallows nugget, and giving credit where credit's due. Meanwhile open-forum #crosstalk's getting lively: Discussion about Avatar, the whitest-ever Vanity Fair cover, and job hunting abounds!

Seriously, how many competition-based reality shows about food and cake can there possibly be?! Anyway, the Ultimate Cake-Off returns tonight for a second season. A sneak peek of tonight's episode after the jump.

Giant, killer Asian carp are going to take over the Great Lakes, because of the Supreme Court and Chicago. The carp can jump ten feet in the air when agitated, they breed like crazy, and basically they will destroy the earth in 2012. They are 100 times more dangerous than the killer bees! [Isthmus]

One time at the end of every work day (well, not the end for you nighttime suckerz — eat it, Ravi, Adrian, and Maureen!) we honor a coupla comments that made us chuckle or weep or chuckleweep. Today they are:

What new shows were picked up by networks today? Which of our favorite TV actors are in the public eye and why? What's hot on the web right now? All of these answers, after the jump.

Have you heard about this kid, James O'Keefe? Grandiosely playing journalist and getting arrested in the classic Watergate fashion—why, his hilariously mis-channeled post-college angst is enough to make you write a How-To list mocking his whole godforsaken age demographic!

Jane Kaczmarek, former star of Malcolm in the Middle and current proprietor of horrible taste, was on today's Bonnie Hunt Show discussing her wedding. Her ceremony included tasteful accents like $13 bridesmaids dresses and stunning vegetable basket arrangements. Classy!

When Condé Nast folds a magazine, it doesn't just clear out the desks. There's also the messy business of disentangling the top editors from all the perks that came with being in S.I. Newhouse's good graces. Ask Domino's Deborah Needleman.

Andrew is the one name-checking Whit Stillman movies and championing drug-addled Hollywood agents and becoming enraged when his fancy schamancy dinners are interrupted by people raising awareness of child soldiers in Uganda! (Furthermore, he is the one bankrolling something like three hundred new websites this year. That is totally decadent, to launch useless new blogs.)

When we first saw Justine Lai's "Join or Die" series, we just knew this art should be hanging at Gawker HQ. Thanks in part to Diesel, we made that happen. They dared us to "Be Stupid" and we happily obliged. Slightly-NSFW photo proof inside.

Meet Stefan "Monty" Roberts. You might know him better as Stefan de Rothschild, whose $2.5 million donation to Haiti relief was heralded by the Washington Post, who was quoted by Reuters and who, naturally, had a Huffington Post blog.

Only once a generation does a product come along that is so useless, with such a terrible name, and so universally disliked that even people with absolutely no sense of humor can endlessly mock it. That product? The iPad.

Congratulations to bribrijeans for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, The View joins in the Scott Brown fever, Arrested Development with a laugh track, Good Day New York Rihanna gaffe, The Cleveland Show's lessons on legalized weed, and The Worst Cooks in America are still crying!