Spike announced that it will jump on the little people bandwagon with what sounds to be a well thought-out, educational docudrama about dwarf wrestling. Is this too far? Inside, an examination at the success and malaise of tiny TV.

Cosmo editor on her choice for the magazine's next nude Senator centerfold, to PopEater.com. Reference photo of Bayh, of whom White added, "We think he's hot in a natural, low-key, Midwestern sort of way," provided after the jump.

"Looks like there's a scientific reason why Jersey Shore's tan addicts "The Situation" and Pauly D are constantly on the prowl. Sunbathing boosts the male sex drive. That's according to researchers in Austria, who found that testosterone levels in men rise at the same rate as doses of vitamin D, reports Britain's Daily Telegraph." [NYDN]

After half a year of bragging about all his customers, would-be newspaper paywall king Steven Brill has finally named some of them. Prepare to follow The Intelligencer Journal-Lancaster New Era right into the future.

In your staggering Tuesday media column: Marcus Brauchli is far richer than a newspaper editor should be (especially considering the new classified ad numbers), the future of Harper's debated, and Julia Allison overcomes media haters (like Richard Lawson).

Collegehumor has outlined exactly what our poor, exhausted, annoying, sexy, numerous internet distractions would say to us if they could.

Showing off in front of frat guys is little more than a desperate need to prove one's hollow machismo. This guy tried to demonstrate by kicking down a fence. Too bad the fence knew exactly where to kick back.

It appears that someone wants to turn Anna Wintour's fake charity Fashion's Night Out into a reality show. The only way a whole evening of shopping is going to be exciting is if there are some challenges. Some ideas!

How I Met Your Mother focused around Barney's Perfect Week: going home with a girl seven nights in a row. Sportscaster Jim Nantz helped narrate the story, while Yankee Nick Swisher stands in Barney's way of clinching his number seven.

Marc Jacobs hasn't joined Twitter yet. But Robert Duffy, his longtime business partner, has. And in so doing he appears to have discovered that Jacobs has something of a fan base. Imagine that!

EBay billionaire Meg Whitman takes care of her son. Griff Harsh's internet privacy has been zealously protected, and he had a defacto bodyguard at Princeton. Now Whitman's gubernatorial campaign has rewarded the company that gave delinquent Harsh an unlikely job.

On today's View, the ladies decided to settle the issue of where Khalid Sheikh Mohammed should be tried. Elisabeth doesn't think it should be in New York, and everyone agrees with her. Or do they?

While some other sites are ditching comments altogether, I wanted to alert you to a new option for viewing Gawker comments. Along with deciding to see all comments or just featured ones, you can also choose to collapse all replies.

To make up for melting ice caps and rising sea levels, global warming is also causing trees to grow "two to four times as fast as normal." In the hot, greenhouse-like future, we can all live high up in the trees. It'll be just like Avatar! Once mankind re-establishes a functioning society in our futuristic treescape, we can turn our attention to the swarms of bees set to take revenge for generations of honey-exploitation. They remember faces. They remember everything.

It's looking increasingly unlikely that Amy Sacco will ever reopen Bungalow 8, which closed last fall. Although she sent out an email blast in December that promised a "GRAND RE-OPENING" in time for Fashion Week, she now admits that won't be happening. And although she now claims that she should have things ready to go in March, Eater points out that the venue's liquor license has expired and she's yet to file for any construction permits. [Eater, previously]

One thing about The Jimmy Fallon Show that's great are the big names that stop by the show. Fred Armisen, Abby Elliot, and A.D. Miles star in this Glee spoof about how Jimmy can't remember his lines without cue cards.

Are you watching the Don't Ask, Don't Tell hearings on the C-SPAN3 right now? (Or maybe you are reading Ana Marie Cox's liveblog?) Guess what: John McCain is the worst.

A man was murdered by a rapper—from Sweden! Insert coded racist statement here.

"Americans' love affair with top-shelf booze cooled last year as the recession took a toll on high-priced tipples. A new report by an industry group shows people drank more but turned to cheaper brands. They also drank more at home and less in pricier bars and restaurants." [AP]

Last night on The Late Show Dave and his staff re-imagined what Obama's first State of the Union address was like. Weirdly enough, it portrays George Bush as the cool kid-type who shows up late to the school assembly.