Tyra's booking agents have outdone themselves. Today's show was about physical anomalies, and Tyra somehow got not one, not two, but a panel of women to come on her show with two vaginas. Tyra, go do your thing.

Supporters of former presidential candidate Mitt Romney tend to fancy themselves red-blooded capitalists. So it would probably upset them to learn they funded someone else's business, and get none of the profit.

[An image of Bettie Page sexys up a mural being painted in Jeff Koons' studio in Manhattan last night. Image via Getty]

Today your #tips included lingerie for children, Sarah Palin conspiracies and J.D. Salinger news. The #tips mind wanders. Over on #crosstalk, everybody (okay, Unclevanya) is totally psyched for tomorrow's Bill O'Reilly-Jon Stewart showdown. So is Adrian.

Associated Press reporter Allen Breed sent this e-mail to Iraq war vet and activist Luis Carlos Montalván—detailing holes in Montalván's story about his experiences in Iraq—last month.

Luis Carlos Montalván returned from the Iraq war and launched a media career — he's attending Columbia's J-School — based on a battle tale that made him a poster boy for PTSD. Now an AP reporter thinks he's a fraud.

Tonight we're tuned in to American Idol, Shear Genuis, The Inbetweeners and more. What are you watching tonight? Let us know in the comments.

Harold Ford is lecturing (for money) in Missouri tonight. Tomorrow he's debating Republican embarrassment machine Michael Steele in Little Rock. (Also for money.) We hope his lecture is about why he is what is wrong with the entire Democratic party!

In case you hadn't already heard about it, a woman recently fainted on The Price is Right. Ellen, always up for a good joke, brought her on the show and bought her a gift in case she faints again.

America's favorite pundit opened today's show with this absolute gem of an allegory proving that there is simply no way that Glenn Beck can even make sense even to himself anymore.

Colin Powell is in favor of repealing Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

The National Enquirer says Cooper and his boyfriend will adopt a baby. Even crazier than that, the National Enquirer is talking about Cooper's boyfriend on the front page. Even your mom is gonna see that at the grocery store!

Once a day we like to take a second to point out comments that we found especially funny, interesting, or (maybe someday) uplifting. Today we get some musings on Parade magazine and Lady Gaga.

Comedians Fred Armisen, Paul Scheer, Todd Barry, Rob Huebel, Jenny Slate, and others came together for another round of the 92Y's "Just Ask the Locals" parody. It's just as funny as the first!

Dr. Oz explained on today's show exactly how much petroleum jelly women consume in a decade. It was gross. We also got closer to seeing a petroleum jelly fight on daytime TV than ever before.

Snooki gets a makeover, Zooey Deschanel gets a role on a new HBO drama, Randy Jackson may have stolen the idea for America's Best Dance Crew, and the creator of MacGyver wants to stop the MacGruber movie from being made!

Iris defies the Q&A format of the Ask Wendy segment and declares that she doesn't feel like having sex. Wendy's suggestions include euphemisms for "just let him stick it in you" and checking hormone levels.

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Would two posts in one day about the comically atrocious PR work of 5WPR be too many? Yes. Too bad. We are obligated—if only as a cautionary tale—to bring you these examples of 5W's incompetent manufactured celebuquotes.

This week, Patti caters to an older millionairess who only dates "young hot guys." She gets set up with an older man and when it goes poorly, she and Patti have a fight ending with the words "open your vagina!"