Despite "no credible information to support the allegations," five Arabic translators are currently under investigation for trying to poison Fort Jackson's food, reports Fox News and CBN. UPDATE: Reasons why the story is dubious.

Oh, Johnny. Dear, dear Johnny Weir. You just skated the routine of your life at the Olympics. It was fabulous, as always. Flawless, too. And even though the judges screwed you, we won't forget how great you were. Video, inside.

Hear ye, hear ye, our rulers hath decreed: The military exertion formerly known as "Operation Iraqi Freedom" shall henceforth be known as "Operation New Dawn." Petraeus and Gates asked for the new name, and were approved. Read their official memo.

As the world awaited (still does) Johnny Weir's free skate routine at the Olympics, NBC aired a promotional ad for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. And, honestly, the choice of song proves the network never cared about Conan O'Brien.

Yesterday we told you to look out for another David Paterson profile in the New York Times today. We were right: Tonight, the Times published a second David Paterson piece. And, holy crap, look at all the sexy... ZZZZZZZZZZ

By the time Double Jeopardy rolled around tonight on the Celebrity Invitational we figured that Chris Matthews would reinforce our belief that cable news hosts shouldn't bother trying to prove that they know anything. Chris Matthews, consider our words eaten.

The latest twist in the important controversy of Family Guy making fun of Trig Palin: An actress with Down syndrome said Sarah Palin "does not have a sense of humor." She was in the offending episode. Updated with more zing!

It's Project Runway live blog party time again, and I feel like Madame Butterfly on acid! I'm happier than a hardhat-wearing worker in a honey-oat-cereal commercial! How about you?

With heavy make up and a grand piano, pointedly timid Australian comedian, Tim Minchin takes a huge, musical stance on the minor issue of canvas bags.

Snooki dreamed she could fly so (not) high; Pauly D dropped some philosophy; and Vinny schooled CNN. The Jersey Shore guidos took Twitter to a whole other level.

Come one, come all, to Gawker's fabulous Olympic Village! Tonight's highlight is of course the finals of the Men's free skate, featuring Johnny "Flamboyant" Weir and Yevgeny "Bond Villain" Plushenko. Also, skeleton and some other stuff.

What's worth watching live tonight and what should you record on your DVR for later? We've got the answers here. What will you be tuning into tonight? Let us know in the comments.

The Pulitzer Prize Board has allowed the National Enquirer to enter its John Edwards coverage in two categories, according to the Huffington Post, reversing an administrator's earlier objections. "Tabloid trash" has never looked better. Update: Columbia gives a no comment.

Shaun White, who took home his second Olympic gold last night for an amazing half pipe performance, has been careful to publicly distance himself from the stoner stereotype of his sport, though his past interviews have left some wondering.

[One of the overly-ornate, Na'vi-inspired hors d'oeuvres to be serving at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences official New York Oscar Party at the Palace Hotel. We can't wait to see the Precious platter. Image via Getty]

The greatest mayor of Cincinnati (not yet, Mark L. Mallory) knows when he's needed and isn't afraid to help out a fellow TV personality when they're feeling down. Let's go to the tape!

These two nerdy dudes did a spot-on spoof of The Lonely Island's "We Like Sports," but using Lost as the theme. The result is a hilarious, dweeby tribute that any Lost fan can appreciate.

This was one moment from the Olympics that most of you probably missed—but that we at Gawker.TV rewound, recorded, and uploaded for the world to enjoy. So come enjoy the acid trip that apparently is cat food.

You don't have to go to college to comment, but you have to comment to... comment about college. Today we listened to a Harvard bedtime story, and one inspired commenter wove his own little tale. It is after the jump.

Might former brooding brat packer and prime time leading man, Judd Nelson, be reinventing himself as a character actor? If his appearance as a mustachioed doctor on Psych is any clue, yes!