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Hamilton Nolan · 06/02/15 02:05PM"Blood Everywhere" After 4 Teens Injured in Violent Roller Coaster Crash
Taylor Berman · 06/02/15 01:56PMHuckabee: I Should Have Said I Was Trans So I Could Shower With Girls
Rich Juzwiak · 06/02/15 11:45AMTeen Rejected in Front of Entire School Learns the Perils of Promposals
Jay Hathaway · 06/02/15 11:35AMPromposals: a cool teen trend where kids come up with flashy, public ways to ask each other to fingerbang and drink vodka from covert flasks on a crowded dance floor. Sometimes they go according to plan, and sometimes they very much do not.
Hamilton Nolan · 06/02/15 11:10AM
Man Slashes Neck of Swedish Woman on NYC Subway
Taylor Berman · 06/02/15 10:22AMWhy Would Anyone Work on Wall Street?
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Chet Hanks, Son of Tom: "Can't No One Tell Me" I Can't Say "Nigga"
Hudson Hongo · 06/02/15 03:00AMSupreme Court Overturns Conviction of Man Who Wrote About Killing Wife
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/02/15 01:30AM
A man who posted graphic Facebook updates describing the myriad ways he might torture and murder his wife didn’t actually threaten her within the legal meaning of the term, the Supreme Court ruled Monday. The decision is at once a victory for free speech and a significant hurdle for victims of online harassment.
Death Toll From Heatwave Surges Past 2,330 in India
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Hudson Hongo · 06/01/15 10:05PMDog Killed in Petco Drying Cage Because Groomer "Had Graduation"
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/01/15 08:45PMNeighbor From Hell Jailed Because She Keeps Making "Loud Sex Noises"
Jay Hathaway · 06/01/15 06:25PMHundreds Missing After Passenger Ship Capsizes in China
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Lil Wayne Attends "Stop the Violence" Basketball Game, Starts Violence
Jay Hathaway · 06/01/15 05:00PMWhile Lil Wayne waits for the interminable legal battle over Tha Carter V to wrap up, he’s killing time by showing up hours late to concerts, having his tour bus shot at by rival Blood factions, and participating in charitable activities. Like this “Stop the Violence” celebrity basketball game, where he nearly incited a brawl by spitting on the ref, according to TMZ.