The Human Giant guys pull off a solid cop drama parody and mock characater artists in the process. If a characater artist were to draw the villain of this sketch, would he look like a normal human being?

They run the world.

A-Rod "crashed" his ride. Simon Cowell: engaged. Barry Bonds: divorced. Jim Carrey: grandfather. Where Tiger Woods loses $100M, I see opportunity. The world changes and turns. Let this final weekend shit begin. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:

Back when everything was 8-bit, kids were always happy to have something to enhance their video-gaming experience. Captain N did just that running from 1989-1991, it featured such old school Nintendo favorites as Megaman, Simon Belmont, and Metroid's Mother Brain.

It was a bumpy night for Olympic men's short track speed skating, as competitors went down in both the quarterfinal and semifinal. History repeated itself moments ago in the final race, and Apolo Ohno—who had won silver—was disqualified.

This clip perfectly encapsulates Jim Carrey. A blur of a person that makes us laugh.


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While surprises are scarce on NBC tonight—as many of the Olympic events it's covering took place hours ago—the network did throw one curve ball: a new, 60-second, curling-themed promo for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Video inside.

Happy Friday! Here's your open thread for tonight's primetime Olympics coverage on NBC. And while figure skating is over with—which means we won't get to hear Scott Hamilton orgasm tonight—there's still a lot going on. Inside, a preview.

[Hope you enjoyed your snow day today, New York, like these people trudging through Bryant Park today. Monday it's back to the office—through the slush. Image via Getty]

This week, the Olympics and the political career of our accidental governor both slowly, painfully ground to a halt.

Oprah will interview the critic (and her ex-boyfriend) on Tuesday. It is his first televised interview since losing his voice and his lower jaw due to thyroid cancer. He will use a computer text-to-speech machine. Our hearts will break.

What's worth watching live tonight and what should you record on your DVR for later? We've got the answers here. What will you be tuning into tonight? Let us know in the comments.

Today's excursion into the multitudinous Gawker.TV Brain Trust's Week in Video reveals the truth about Jay Leno (he doesn't like Mr. Miyagi), the key to Frank's heart (cosplay), and Robert Downey Jr.'s interest in ball hair (long-standing).

Canada's women's hockey team took the Olympic Gold yesterday, at which point its members commenced the traditional Canadian victory ritual of getting shit-drunk on a massive slab of ice while wearing jerseys. For some reason, people got upset.

[Whitney Port films "The City" in the New York tundra; image via Splash]

With the games winding down, Canada is set to go back to being just that place of pleasant northernness, unassuming and passive. Or so we thought. Turns out there are crazy Canadians patriots, and one of them decided to comment!

The White House was responsible for the initial marketing of the health care reform effort—and they botched it. Despite the pharmaceutical industry funding an ad campaign produced by a firm with ties to David Axelrod and David Plouffe!

The Sarah Silverman Program continued its trend of referencing our beloved nineties films! Last night it was Ace Ventura: Pet Detective as a look-a-like Carey tried his best to do his best (worst?) impression. Alrighty then?

While most kids are busy playing with G.I. Joes and Barbies, these future Sarah Palin enthusiasts have gladly sacrificed their hopes for a normal childhood for the sake of our amusement. The good folks at Current put together this compilation.

The first round of Oscar presenters have been announced, Craig Robinson gets his own show, TV quizzes, and more!