Miss America Will Now Fall in Woods with No One to Hear It, Won't Make a Sound 3.27K Brian Moylan 03/01/10 04:29PM Filed to: Crowning achievements Crowning achievements Miss America tlc Cable Tv Gettypic TLC, the cable home of the pageant, will no longer air the beauty competition. Now Miss America is even more like a hobo: homeless and outdated, but still capable of inspiring Halloween costumes when all other ideas are taken. [Getty]