It sounded, this morning, like former imaginary Senate candidate Harold Ford really wished he was actually running for office. But that will pass, and soon he'll be grateful. Because now his life can go back to the way it was.

Facial-haired magazine mogul Jann Wenner's wife has paid him more than $20 million this year to buy his half of two properties the couple once shared, before Jann moved in with a guy 15 years ago. It's a living! [NYT]

Decisions, decisions. So many confusing—and arousing—emotions factored into Jake's final decision last night—and it wasn't an easy one! Love was in full bloom, and The Bachelor certainly beat us over the head with it.

It's true because science just told us. Some bored British academics recently determined that fellows of higher intelligence "are more likely to value monogamy and sexual exclusivity than less intelligent men." Or are they just better at not getting caught?

What better way to rise from the ashes of obscurity, phoenix-like, than with a sex tape. Possibly titles to be sold your nearest porn emporium: Weird Al Yankyerdick, Gal Pal Weird Al, Weird An-Al, and of course, Inside Al.

Scientologists just love copyright laws, because they allow them to demand that YouTube take down their extremely embarrassing internal videos. But when it comes to stealing other people's copyrighted material to make their own motivational cult films—that's different.

The Spy fetishists out there will enjoy former editor Kurt Andersen's collection of covers. (Via)

Losing the remote is as universally human a problem as they come. Luckily for us, the good people over at Microsoft are going to eliminate that problem by putting control of your electronic devices right on your skin. Meet Skinput.

Logo's gay housewives show must have scared off potential participants with the name "Kept," so it was given a new title and direction. But producers still plan to feature buff, beautiful Gay-listers. And they're still casting. Lucky you!

Congratulations to Anrkist for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Bill Murray's zany antics on The Late Show, forgetful Robin Roberts, the best sinister laughs from Sci-Fi movies, How I Met Your Mother's teacup pigs, and Howard Stern's Leno-bashing appearance on The Early Show.

Popular Science recently put a new version of bomb proof wallpaper to the test. The results were pretty explosive.

Well, this sure is an abomination. [Wonkette]

Recession or not, there are people out there willing to spend tons of money on ridiculous things, especially when it comes to their pets. That being said, today on Wendy Williams, a lady you pay to dress your mutt.

Anyone would think that the biggest drama queen on Be Good, Johnny Weir would be, well, Johnny Weir. However, this clip of his agent Tara having a meltdown suggests otherwise.

Also, does she remind anyone else of The Next Generation's Counselor Deanna Troi?

Today on Judge Alex, a grandmother admitted to mooning her son-in-law to get back at him over some kind of domestic dispute.

Not three days after his government doctor told him to cut back on cholesterol, Barack Obama ate a big greasy plate of fried "get out of my face, hippie" food, described below. Why must the president constantly embarrass socialized medicine?

Despite being biggest thing since Jesus turned the Red Sea into loaves of fish, no one in New York knows much about the Oscars. And they won't fuck Brad Pitt. That's what a shrieking comedian found on the streets, anyway.

Those of us longing for the early 90's again—scrunchies, feathered hair, mullets, and non-stop dance parties—look no further. Here's footage from a Power Mix dance party out of Vestal, NY—at a place called Scandals. Let the music play

The Way We Live Now: Austerely. Everyone is! Greece is. Nevadans are. You know Chile's not living it up. Everyone is dead broke, it seems...except the fancy Japanese. Are we gonna stand for that?