Greedy corporation Viacom is pulling The Daily Show and The Colbert Report from Hulu next week because it wants more money. Meanwhile, sexxxy pedophilia flick A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell is burning up the Hulu charts.

It's that time again—time to put a wrench in the smoothness of your day and get all befuddled as you watch tonight's new episode of LOST. Luckily, you'll be in good company. Inside, your open thread for discussion.

So how'd it go last night? Are you all suffering from a #tvparty hangover? Well if you are, too bad. Puke, rally-and get ready to do it again tonight.

If Apple wins its patent-infringement case against the Google Nexus One smartphone, it might be able to get all existing handsets bricked or crippled. It's not a far-fetched idea, a Harvard Law professor told the New York Times Bits blog.

It's Tuesday, so you know what that means: this... is your American Idol open thread. Tonight (at 8:00 PM ET on FOX, and for two hours), the Top 10 guys perform live for your votes. More inside. Come on in!

Day two of sans-Olympics programming: so many new episodes! Your guide to what's on tonight as well as who's visiting the Late Night couches tonight? And more importantly, what will you be tuning into tonight? Let us know in the comments.

Mort Zuckerman seems to be wavering in his commitment to running for the Senate. According to sources close to him, he a) doesn't want people to start writing about his kids, b) his longtime business partner died and a political campaign could harm his publicly traded company, and c) he doesn't want to give up his associations with various pro-Israel non-profits.

As earthquakes shake our core, this is the last thing we need. Another Naomi Campbell Attack. The volatile Fashion-edition KillRobot 5000 allegedly rapped her driver about the face and neck this afternoon, then fled into the New York streets. Beware.

Pedigree dog food has apparently stepped up their game when it comes to commercials. This ad, shot using a 1000-frames-per-second Phantom camera, shows awww!-inducing dogs catching treats with their mouths in slow motion. Neat!

"ACORN does indeed operate like the Mafia, but it more closely resembles another organization that began as an affiliate of the Democratic Party, the Ku Klux Klan." -Famous GOP expert on black history Michael Zak. It's totally true!

Rupert Murdoch has announced that his lively banking newsletter The Wall Street Journal will by next month have a New York metro section. In full color! Every last urban rapscallion and common street urchin will soon have his own stipple headcut, just so Chairman Murdoch can get in on some of that local-print-media money that's all the rage lately. Harrrrumph.

Hey, gay couples can apply for marriage licenses in DC tomorrow!

Like peanut butter and jelly, legos and lightsabers just go together. So it's no surprise that this stop-motion lego lightsaber fight is the coolest thing you'll see all day.

If there's one thing that can be said about you liberal elites, it's that you all know good taste when you see it. And see it you did in snaps of beautiful delicate flower Rush Limbaugh's for-sale Manhattan Dreampalace.

Gang Starr MC Guru is reportedly out of surgery, but still in a medically-induced coma.

Rapper Lil Wayne won't be spending the night at Rikers. A fire at the Manhattan Criminal Court building on Centre Street this morning bought him (another!) temporary reprieve from jail.

The trailer to Seth Grahame-Smith's novel Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter may have used the Civil War as an allusion to vampire-hunting, but we can't help but think it still looks pretty great.

Every so often, something comes along to put everything in perspective. Today it's Roger Ebert talking about his life after losing his jaw. His honesty and courage is frankly amazing and we are touched. God, we hate feeling these emotions!

Using a complex computer model, NASA scientists concluded the earthquake in Chile may have altered the Earth's rotation, shortening each day one-millionth of a second. And the planet's axis may have moved three inches. So: Even worse disaster than expected.

The Tonight Show beat out The Late Show during last night's ratings, Betty White's landed on a scripted TV Land show, The Daily Show's comic book moments, architectural blueprints of TV homes, the new Dancing With the Stars cast, and more!