The Olympics ended this week, but that doesn't mean Canada's out of the spotlight yet! Let's celebrate the Great White North one last time with a Canadian comment roundup, eh? Then you can go back to being the USA's hat.

Let the sultry, swooning sounds of Eduard Khil's joyous noise wash over you, as the Soviet Robert Goulet brings you back to a simpler time, when love was a song of nonsense syllables.

Oh what a year it's been. So much has happened. We've left and returned, had and lost, breathed and blinked. And now finally our long, arduous wait is over. The New York Housewife critters have skittered back into our lives.

This newscast about the 'battle' of a basketball team is less informative as it is more a wonderful view into how people completely misunderstand the rules of basketball.

CSI had a little bit o' country twang to it last night. An intertwined thriller involving Rascal Flatts' bassist being afflicted with amnesia after his guitar attacked him. Also a canoe? And German diplomats? Whatever, Rascall Flatts are terrible actors.

The Desarmes family survived the Haitian earthquake and sought refuge in Chile, where Haitian-borne Reggaeton singer Pierre Desarmes lives. Bad idea. Thankfully, they all survived both earthquakes, but it's been a real mindfuck.

Guy drives off snow bank at full speed, and just when he thinks his snowmobile has met its maker, it goes zooming off into the distance, unmanned.

Larry Kudlow has a bunch of friends-of-Roger Stone running a quasi-campaign for Senate on his behalf, but he's not going to enter officially unless he think he has a shot. It doesn't look like he thinks he has a shot.

Last night there was a brief appearance from Arrested Development's Jeffery Tambor, and a lot less violence than fans have grown accustomed to. With the ISIS crew on strike over cost-of-living adjustments, the big guns just couldn't get pulled out.

In a supreme instance of pots calling kettles black, ex-con, recovering addict, and hopeful all-male brothel proprietor Heidi Fleiss called ex-boyfriend Tom Sizemore a loser on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Surely, Tom can shape up following Heidi's winning example.

According to the internet, the praying mantis is pretty badass. It can easily kill or defend itself against birds, snakes, cats, dogs, computers and all types of insects. It's greatest for however, the teenage girl.

Last night, Pawnee's close-knit coworkers struggled with their deepest desires. While Leslie pined for the validation of a women's group award given to Ron, Andy and Tom were tantalized by their own life goals: independence and a fly club, respectively.

This commercial for hair dye defies the standards of weird with clapping mohawks and the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It (Clap Your Hands)." Not sure if I'm happy yet.

The Daily Beast asks: what drug is President Obama on? According to his recent medical report, the President's doctors have prescribed "occasional medication use" for "Jet lag/time zone management." Is the President on Provigil?

Brian Ross, America's Wrongest Reporter, has been credited with owning the Toyota recall story, including one memorable report with Ross behind the wheel of an out-of-control car. He did it by splicing in staged footage to make it look scarier.

If you wanted another reason to love Japan, or just think it's getting progressively weirder, then here's a video for you. Who knew that Link, Gannon and Zelda could bust a move?

Anderson Cooper guest hosted this morning and brought his hard news edge with him exposing the audience to some of Danny Devito's insanity. Apparently, Devito enjoys taking pictures of his feet on other people's desks.

Luann, Countess of Crackerjacks, hosted a premiere party for the Real Housewives of New York last night. All Most of the girls were there and they made the mistake of letting us in with a camera. Fun!

People who shouldn't sing "Cherry Bomb" while writhing around on the floor: The Queen Mum, Martha Stewart, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Mario Batali, and Dakota Fanning. Dakota Fanning being the one I would like to see least. And yet...here we are.

A wedding, a clip-show, Kathy Bates/Christian Slater, a company buyout, and now a baby: Attempts to hold viewers as the star-crossed Jim and Pam crux has crumbled... But the possibility of real invigoration for the show has only just begun.