Gordon Ramsay is a notorious neat freak on Kitchen Nightmares . Upon discovering platefuls of dust all around the food, Ramsay decided to invite some diners behind the scenes to ask, "Are you interested in being served dinner with filth?"

Jay Leno has a new Tonight Show sketch called "Cop N Kitty." Last night's installment brought Jay and Kitty into a feline strip club called "The Litter Box" where some unnecessarily lewd things happened.

Earlier today, we called out ABC News' Brian Ross for splicing together footage of him driving a Toyota and a surging tachometer into a fake report. ABC News pledged to fix the video. It did—and made it faker.

Jim and Pam's baby album, two awesome Archer soundboards, Adam Scott is leaving Party Down and heading to Parks and Rec, Sarah Palin's appearance on Leno's show had some extra canned laughter, and Happy Weekend!

Guys, two Housewives episodes in one night is about two too many. So we're gonna go a little abbreviated on this Orange County finale thing. Where'd everyone end up? How'd everything go? Let's take a look.

ABDC's stage was full of haphazard hair bows and fashion failures for the Lady Gaga challenge. Canada's Blueprint Cru had the best costumes and moves, triumphing as the judges' favorite; the only group to approximate the icon's style and choreography.

Have a bad week? Gawker.TV's Week in Video will cheer you up — and catch you up on the best videos we found in the last five days. TGItWiV!

Representative Eric Massa (D-NY) is being investigated by the House Ethics Committee for sexual harassment of a male staffer and also his cancer came back. So he's resigning effective Monday. His statement is... worth a read.

While Abed is working on his impersonations so that he can get the attention of a girl, he does a spot-on impression of Jeff. He then breaks down the exact ratio of how to nail the impression.

According to a new study by The Kinsey Institute for Higher Sexication, people don't agree on what the term "had sex" means. Well, class, grab a seat, because we listened to Salt N' Pepa and we're gonna talk about sex!

In order to honor the tireless, thankless work of actors (all they get is fame and fortune—what about the masturbatory awards shows?!?), here is the mother of Oscar thank you speeches. Oscar Fever—it's spreading. Get the ointment!

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to force everyone to use metal. The delusion that they deserve one. The vision that the dresses will be beautiful. The delusion that we care about anything but drama.

Today at Gawker.TV, Zach Galifianakis's hilarious appearance on Late Night, The Office may have a new power couple, The Rascal Flatts appear on CSI, inner desires are revealed on Parks and Rec, and Dakota Fanning's racy rendition of "Cherry Bomb."

Congratulations to rymalia for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

In your substitute Friday media column: Christiane Amanpour eyes George Stephanopoulos' old chair, the Los Angeles Times wraps itself in Johnny Depp's handsome mug, the New York Times does teevee, and a Star is unborn.

Did CNBC Washington Correspondent John Harwood leave his wife, date Senator Maria Cantwell and, cry to keep the story out of a newspaper? According to Page Six, Harwood denies the crying part.

College professors love to be the center of attention. You know this one has been waiting for an excuse to vault over that lecture desk for years. A mildly amusing kid in a chicken suit gave him that opportunity.

Move over rapping granny! Here's DJing granny. DJ Ruth Flowers (Flowaz?) is a Parisian party sensation who discovered her love of spinning at her grandson's birthday party. She wears funky light-blocker sunglasses and is way cooler than you. [via Gawker.TV]

New York Times writer/blogger Brian Stelter advises a move away from traditional dating, and espouses the virtues of digital courtship. Isn't it best to rush into love only knowing as much about your sweetheart as her tweet limit allows?

Marketing a revolutionary anti-chaffing product meant expressly for testicles might seem like an awkward endeavor, but not when Lance Armstrong and his single ball are on-board. The cycling champion joins DZ-NUTS' inventor in the struggle to salve all mankind's junk.