Thinly-Veiled Novel About Gossip Bloggers Coming Soon

Hamilton Nolan · 03/10/10 01:13PM

Gossip about a book about about gossip about books and whatnot! Lately we've said to ourselves, "What this city needs is another thinly-veiled fictionalized tale of various media types doing their dramatic NYC thing." Hello, we hear one is coming!

American Idol: When No Man Loves the Women

Richard Lawson · 03/10/10 12:49PM

Girls! All we really want is girls! Well, that's all we really wanted at the beginning of this season's competition, because a woman was due to win the crown. Now, three weeks in? We don't want that anymore.

Old Georgian Lady Claims to be 130 Years Old

Devon Irete · 03/10/10 12:47PM

This vodka-swilling grandma says she's old enough to remember the turn of the last two centuries. At her age, born in 1880, she could be the oldest woman to ever live. Is this lady the embodiment of Women's History Month?

Rubber-Faced Kid Videobombs Sandra Bullock

Elaine Moran · 03/10/10 12:24PM

It's not clear why this kid is at the Oscars, but it's obvious what he plans to do there— make crazy faces behind celebrities while they drone on about what an honor it is just to be nominated.

The Kaiju Funk of 40,000 Years

Daniel Barnum-Swett · 03/10/10 11:45AM

During auditions for the long-running Japanese Ultra Series (think of it as the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' primogenitor), the hopefuls erupt into a fully costumed recreation of Michael Jackson's Thriller video, taking their Ultra Monster mash to the streets.

Snowmobile Tries To Outrun Avalanche

Elaine Moran · 03/10/10 11:30AM

This snowmobiler gets the thrill, or more accurately, the terror, of a lifetime when his snowmobile awakens an avalanche that then furiously pursues him. That's what you get for disturbing Mama Nature when she's sleeping or watchin' her stories.

Start Dreaming Contest Rules

gawkercreative · 03/10/10 11:25AM

The Contest is currently titled "Start Dreaming Contest" (the "Contest") and is scheduled to commence on 12pm ET on March 14, 2011 and end on 10pm ET on April 20, 2011.

How To Fake a Toned Body With Fake-Tanner

Alison Flood · 03/10/10 11:00AM

Whether you're getting ready for spring break or summer vacation, knowing how look in shape without actually working for it is an essential part of the season.

The Kids of PS 22: Putting the Precious in Precocious

Zach Mack · 03/10/10 10:45AM

The PS 22 chorus has to be the best feel-good internet sensation ever. The group of fifth graders from Staten Island has amassed over 13 million YouTube views and acclaim from celebrities, and for good reason: they're truly talented.

Lost WTF of the Week: The Invincibles

Richard Lawson · 03/10/10 10:43AM

Last night's Lost episode was definitely strange, and not just because it was directed by Mario van Peebles. (But srsly, wtf?) There was also weirdness about Richard Alpert, our mysterious and eyelinered island eternal.

Why We Don't Walk Cats

Jon Martin · 03/10/10 10:30AM

Humans have a deal with cats. Poop in your litter box and we won't put a leash on you. Unfortunately, the man in this video has broken this sacred covenant.