We're just torturing starlets at this point, right? Heidi Montag gets a role in an Adam Sandler film. Corey Haim is tied to a "massive" drug ring. Padma debuts her miracle baby. Saturday gossip tickles and coos.

Tonight on Real Time, Bill Maher took Mitt Romney to task for being a "pandering shape-shifter." The real laughs came, though, when Maher unveiled a few modified versions of Romney's new book, No Apology. Video inside. Also: New Rules!

Larger than life comedienne Loni Love is a gold mine of laughter. Watch this classic Tonight Show appearance of hers, where she explains why being fat isn't all that bad.

The Oscars happened, mascots beat each other up for our amusement, and SNL didn't deliver because they totally underutilized the hilarious Zach Galifianakis. Here's what you guys had to say about it all.

We began the week with Oscar fever, and we ended it in a big ol' tickle fight with salty sailors and substance-abusing slut babies.

TONIGHT: Emmitt Smith discovers his roots on Who Do You Think You Are?, The Supernanny celebrates 100 episodes, Karl Pilkington is headed to the spa, Jim Gaffigan will make us laugh on The Late Show, and more!

Instantly memeable and terrifyingly memorable, Eduard Khil's Soviet-era nonsense song is blowing up all over the interwebs, as expected. One of the finest remakes so far removes the background music and replaces the "tro-lo-lo"-ing with perfectly synced syllabic moaning.

Click to viewOn his popular radio program today, the beloved entertainer Rush Limbaugh once again endorsed our little "leftist gay gossip site."

Because it's a silly, chilly Friday, let's have a silly and slightly chilling CotD, shall we? This one's from an American Idol recap, so many of you have probably not read it. But this comment needs to be read.

Disco suffers an undeservedly bad rap considering it's one of the most honestly blissful genres of music. Last night, ABDC's best crews burned up the floor with their own disco infernos, transforming kitschy 70s fare into hip hop.

Today was ABC White House correspondent Jake Tapper's birthday! He got a Dora the Explorer cake. And then he made mean jokes about Robert Gibbs, who was just trying to have some fun.

Slate blogger and union-buster Mickey Kaus is running for Senate in California. It's kind of a gag—he doesn't expect to win. But we'd like to make it a realistic experience for Mickey, and we need your help.

Commenters, friends, and the Gawker.TV crew socialized the night away at The Blue Seats, a sports bar with huge flatscreen TVs in every direction. Here are the photos to prove it.

2009 Keyboard Cat is so...2009. New year! New cat! New wicked bumpin' song. If anything else symbolized 5 PM on Friday more than this video, we'd sure like to see it.

Jessica Simpson does not brush her teeth. Like, ever. The Celebrity Industrial Complex thinks this is big news you want to know. Really, do we have nothing else to talk about?

More reasons why Conan O'Brien is the best guy in Hollywood, Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds will switch bodies in a new movie, Amy Ryan isn't coming back to The Office, and will we soon be watching Top Chef: D.C.?

Watch as Sacramento King's newest recruit and NBA rookie Tyreke Evans sinks an amazing shot; out of bounds, behind the back board, and 'one'.

Remember High Society? It's that Tinsley Mortimer reality show that's most notable for Jules Kirby, a drunken partygirl who says bad things about blacks, Jews, and gays. Now she's claiming that the CW put those words in her mouth.

Poor Dan Drowney. All the man wants to do is film a simple commercial for his lake, but people just wont stop drowning. How frustrating!

Seriously! It was not bad last night. And if Madonna didn't try to take over every single conversation, it would almost have been good. Only one problem, this is the only week with Larry David and Ricky Gervais.