The Washington Post had some details last night, but we've now gone through the whole thing. Hunter thought Edwards was "reckless" to stay in the presidential race. But here are some highlights, in her own words.

French Connection is cutting its number of US stores from 23 to 6, leaving a gaping void in Meatpacking District clubgoers' wardrobes. The announcement may spark a rush on remaining inventory of shiny shirts, sending stock prices up. [WSJ]

With support from several GOP luminaries, Dan Senor, husband of CNN's Campbell Brown and delusional neocon hawk, may be primed to challenge Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand for her seat. Here's a field guide to your potential next Senator.

Broadcast channel WMKG-LB, Channel 38 in Muskegon, Michigan, is for sale on eBay. $550,000, equipment included. Buy it and who knows, maybe it will be your first step to becoming the Rupert Murdoch of all of Western Michigan. [NYT]

Tonight, the new season of The Celebrity Apprentice premiered. Video of the episode's two standout moments—in which Rod Blagojevich was caught in a lie and Donald Trump argued with Cyndi Lauper about how "disgusting" Rosie O'Donnell is—is inside.

Rielle Hunter: She's famous because John Edwards did it with, and put a baby inside of, her. Now The Washington Post has 'obtained' a copy of a forthcoming 10,000 word GQ interview. And they read the whole thing, apparently.

That is the only conclusion a reasonable person can reach reading this new Pew Foundation report. Paywalls are anathema. Nobody clicks on ads. The value of news is zero dollars and zero cents. The future of news is awesome.

Instead of the usual airport hustle and bustle, this week teams were driven to an unknown location (which ended up being France) and they went to war with each other, themselves, Morse code and some really old bicycles.

Poor Detroit! First an economic catastrophe, now an olfactory one: After a woman sued the city because her coworker's perfume gave her breathing problems, Detroit is warning city workers not to wear "any scented products." [Detroit News]

Brandon Hardesty has done it again. This time, the uber-talented comedian recreates a scene from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as both Christopher Walken and Jack Nicholson, and dammit if it isn't the best thing we've seen today. Video inside.

The video game industry's mix of unchecked testosterone and nerdery lends itself to 'booth babes'—hot women paid to hawk product at events. One doe-eyed journalist was taken aback by the debauched scene at last week's Game Developers Conference.

This was the scene at LaGuardia earlier tonight, post-storm-of-the-century. Via Man v. Food host Adam Richman who tweets: "LaGuardia Airport is utter f*cking chaos. Like the Titanic and the fall of Saigon rolled into one."

Peter Graves, who starred in the original Mission: Impossible series, is dead. He was 83.

In the cat-and-mouse game that is New York's smoking ban, the cat just got a sweet new asymmetrical haircut. The Health Department is deploying "younger and hipper-looking" inspectors to snitch on New York's coolest clubs. The sketch comedy potential!

Jeff Jeffries isn't for the faint of heart. Not only is his accent to die for, his profanity/non-profanity is about 1:1. Enjoy.

You know, the email that says 'classmates are trying to connect with you, now sign up for stuff'. Anyway, some guy got one, signed up, paid a fee like a moron then instigated a class action lawsuit when he realized.

Tonight, The Simpsons opened with a tongue-in-cheek look at the "Springfield of Tomorrow," seen through the eyes of a '60s era educational film. Gone are buses and subway rides, and in are plutonium-powered cars—with robot claws! Video inside.

[ A newly single Jennifer Love Hewitt with takeout from Koo Koo Roo. Image via Bauer-Griffin ]

Someone in Jersey has a $211 million Powerball ticket. Claim it before we resent you.

CNN reported today that MTV has decided to ban the airing of the music video for Lady Gaga and Beyoncé's "Telephone" on its network. The most shocking thing about this is that MTV still believes its decision matters. Video inside.