Journalist Deborah Schoeneman says out loud when much of Hollywood already suspected: Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow—who was once married to director James Cameron—is dating Hurt Locker screenwriter Mark Boal.

The weekend box office is in. And Universal's gamble on Green Zone seems to have failed dismally, despite positive critical reception and the Oscars success of the Hurt Locker. The $130m movie pulled in just $14.5m on opening weekend. [NYT]

"We accept that Ms. Margolis is not and never has been 'a hooker'," The Independent self-corrects. It gets worse: Zoe Margolis is their writer, and the mistake was a headline that begins, "I Was a Hooker."

Recently Presidential Special Advisor David Axelrod has been painted as a beleaguered figure, upset at the world he sees around him. Today he told the Republicans to "make my day" and the Israelis a new policy announcement was an "insult."

The theft of 120 boxes of "almond tarts, punch rolls, apple crowns, and brownies" in Sweden has been attributed to members of Europe's Black Cobra crime ring. After a series of raids, officials confiscated hundreds of cakes.

First, the rando he followed on Twitter gets mountains of swag. Now, "I'm with Coco" is reappropriated for Conan's "Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television" tour, and its designer is "rolling in dough." Wait, I'm with Coco, too. [TMZ]

The LA Times report on ethical concerns raised by Virginia Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Judge Clarence Thomas, who is an active tea partyer and conservative campaigner. But it will make no difference to anything. And here's why.

Play the SoBe Lifewater™ Zero Inhibitions Bracket Challenge and you could win up to $10,000,000. And there's more —you could also meet Brooklyn Decker, Jerry Rice, Kenny Smith or Kendra (yes, that one).

New York's governor has terrible taste in friends. He should really stop hiring them. Adviser and ex-roommate Clemmie Harris was accused of beating his girlfriend in 1995, making his the second Paterson aide abuse revelation in under a month. [NYPost]

The actor died without much money to his name. So his hometown, report People Magazine today, will cover the costs of his burial. Startifacts.com, a celebrity memorabilia website, say they will also contribute $20,000 for a tombstone and other miscellaneous expenses.

Let us celebrate this most nerdy 3.14 with a videos of preternaturally intelligent children reciting hundreds of digits of pi from memory. They can't tie their shoes, but they could balance your checkbook.

The Neverending Story is one of the most mind bending acid trips through a child's mind ever brought to the silver screen.

In a special new Sunday newspaper roundup, we discover that Jamaica has the best photo illustrations and a crime boss named "Dudus Coke." SF Chronicle's still talking about pill parties, NYT identifies a new recession carpetbagger, NYPost on Jihad Junior.

Post-Atonement Ian McEwan wrote a satirical global-warming thriller wherein a man tries to pee outdoors in -26F Norway, then experiences shrinkage so severe his dick turns into a frosty popsicle, cracks, and slips out the leg of his pants.

But now we've got a marijuana rumor. Emma Watson gets an on-campus boyfriend. Liz Hurley and Hugh Grant reunite to trade tips for graceful aging. Courtney Love admits to physically harming her daughter. Sunday gossip turns back the clock.

Really, Jerry Seinfeld? You make your ~triumphant~ return to NBC with the horrid train wreck that is The Marriage Ref? Then, you reduce yourself to doing SNL cameos to desperately try to drum up publicity for it? Really? Video inside.

Well, folks, it finally happened: The Strokes' Julian Casablancas made a cameo on SNL tonight with Andy Samberg for a digital short/music video of the Lonely Island hit, "Boombox." It was simultaneously awesome and hilarious, naturally. Video inside.

On her show tonight, Suze Orman entertained a request from a woman who wanted to buy $1,400 headphones. Orman then went on a sweet/hilarious/awesome tangent about her love for Lady Gaga—love that's not reciprocated, apparently. Video inside.

Kathy Griffin has been off the D-list for a few years now but before that Kathy was less famous and more infamous. Watch as she describes a run-in with the "partially retarded" Macy Gray.

Daylight saving time begins at 2AM, which only matters if you still own clocks that don't connect to the internet or have cellphones attached. (Technophobe.) Saving daylight means increased rates of heart attack, suicide, money loss, and sleeplessness. Thus, sexlessness.