Mike Tyson stars in a new show about pigeon-racing, True Blood gets a start date, the real deal on all the shakeups at Parks & Recreation, Millionaire Matchmaker gets renewed, and some insight into the mind of Creed Bratton.

Danish-Norwegian artist Nina Maria Kleivan dresses her baby up as the worst dictators of the 20th century because—after all—"Even my daughter could end up ruling Denmark with an iron fist." That baby probably has a better-than-average chance, yes.

Floyd, a German shepherd with German "military-style training," recently bit his new owners' babysitter on the breast and hand. She's now suing. While under J-Lo's care, 2005-2007, the hound attacked a private jet stewardess. Why is Floyd so angry?

As this truck careens down the highway, it appears to have an entire car stuck to its bumper. What's worse is that the truck driver doesn't even realize it! Video inside.

Congratulations to rocket1124001 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jessica Simpson discovers the true Price of Beauty, Johnny Weir's sexually-charged Pilates stretches, Law & Order uses Project Runway as its defense, NatGeo dresses hundreds of folks up to reenact the life of sperm.

The Way We Live Now: As nothing more than a set-up for a cheap joke. Hipsters...on food stamps! Bad airline food...that costs money! America...a crumbling empire! Well. The last one was an expensive joke.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies has the heart wrenching narrative of a Jane Austen novel, but the gore of slaughtering zombies. So everybody wins! And the trailer promoting the book drives home the bloodlust of the Bennett sisters. Classic Austen!

First, Desiree Rogers refused to acquiesce to Sally Quinn's demand that she be an old person from Georgetown. Then she let some losers into a party. Now we learn that she forgot to send Christmas cards to rich people!

Anthony Bourdain has gone from hip middle-aged man who travels the world, to a crotchety old man who travels the world so gradually we almost didn't notice. But there he was last night, complaining, aching, and just being old.

Former dating columnist Julia Allison will teach you how to fameball at Learning Annex for $45, way less than Parsons' protocelebrity program. But don't expect financial advice: Amid turnover at her startup, Allison is considering applying to Stanford Business School.

Beware cheap, couple-years-late fashionistas! (And teen mallgirls the suburbs over.) Fake Ugg boots will destroy your feet: "...knock-off versions of the designer boots are crippling a generation of young women, 'literally breaking' their feet." The word "deformities" is used. [DailyMail]

There was another independent, nonpartisan "Tea Party" on Capitol Hill today! Just a buncha regular folks with funny signs that aren't at all racist but are a little bit provided by the RNC. Then they met a mean congressman.

Imagine this: It's 2033. Humans and robots co-exist. What will Gawker headlines look like? Write some for us. The best one will be featured as the headline of an upcoming post featuring the runners-up. Click through for more examples!

The tiny, mountainous country is trying to lure queer visitors by letting them marry on Mount Everest where the ceremonies will bring new meaning to "base camp." Oh, a honeymoon in Katmandu, just like we always imagined!

Starting in July, all NYC restaurants will have to post the letter grade they receive on their city cleanliness inspection. Note: "C" is a failing grade. It does not stand for "Copacetic," no matter what Taco Bell tells you. [NYT]

The first full-length trailer for HBO's Treme, David Simon's second TV show after The Wire, features John Goodman, takes place in post-Katrina New Orleans, focuses on jazz, and looks like a can't miss. We. Cannot. Wait.

On an otherwise average Australian day, this camerman decides to film some cranes working on a construction project. Things seem to be going as planned until one crane suddenly starts collapsing into another.

The TLC tried to lure commuters into its cab sharing scheme with free breakfast today. It failed, as did giving away balloons yesterday. Maybe it's time to admit that, like "fetch" and soccer in America, this isn't going to take?

A South Carolina beach jogger was killed by a plane landing on the beach. Dang.