The authors of the business book Rework noticed Karl Rove was standing between them and the number one bestseller slot on Amazon.com. So they created this awesomely fun takedown of the Republican strategist's Courage and Consequence. It's positively Rovian.

Zach Klein and Megan McCarthy tried to hustle their way out of Austin; Brian Stelter and Ana Marie Cox wished bourbon on their audience; and Jeff Jarvis helped an old-media addict escape denial. South by Southwest changed the Twitterati.

Norm MacDonald has always had a unique sense of humor, and nowhere is this more apparent than in his stand-up routines. Inside, check out one of MacDonald's most classic sets.

You can tell a lot about a culture by which things it produces are worth stealing. On Sunday, thieves rappelled through a hole cut in the ceiling of a warehouse and made off with $75 million dollars in pills.

It's that time again—time to put a wrench in the smoothness of your day and get all befuddled as you watch tonight's new episode of LOST. Luckily, you'll be in good company. Inside, your open thread for discussion.

If you weren't into #tvparty last night you missed out. Commenters, interns, and staffers were all mingling, chatting about last night's programming and just like that, #tvparty was back with a vengance. It was awesome. Highlights inside!

[The owners of this house in Little Falls, New Jersey, probably aren't all that chipper since they're still displaced from their home, which was flooded by the storm that hit the New York area this weekend. Image via Getty]

Well, guys, it's here! Your American Idol Top 12 is set, and tonight—at 8:00 PM on FOX—they'll perform Rolling Stones songs live for your votes. More inside, plus your open thread and the best comments from last week.

Democrats are going to use a slightly obscure but by-no-means unprecedented parliamentary procedure to pass health care reform through the House. The only reason to do this is because they are idiots.

[Julianne Moore and Jack McBrayer on the '30 Rock' set in New York today; image via Splash]

Once they hobble into theaters later this year, both the sequel to Sex and the City and Wall Street will be about outmoded characters living in a fantasy New York City of the past. But which one will suck harder?

TONIGHT: the Top 12 perform on American Idol, Sawyer's got a sex scene in tonight's Lost, Flashforward is back and trying to recruit viewers, Justified premieres on FX, and "Barry and Robin Gibbs" appear on Late Night.

Today we took a look at crazy Kirstie Alley and her crazy pills. You people had much to say — about Scientology, weight loss, and bullshit. But one commenter was reminded of a larger, and timelier, political debate.

We should have known it was only a matter of time before a music video was made about the Dicktowel. It doesn't feature the Always Sunny cast, but there are plenty of boobs, beachwear, and crustaceans to fill the void.

The only way the New York Times can escape the clutches of a Mexican billionaire is by successfully instituting a paywall. Who has it chosen to manage this treacherous path? The publisher's nephew. He used to run a DJ school.

Hiram Monserrate: still a tremendous asshole.

In this stunning new expose, we learn the shocking truth about Dave Grohl: he is a coffee addict. Fresh Pots!

"Two sources at the Science Times section of the New York Times have told me that a majority of the section's editorial staff doubts that human-induced global warming represents a serious threat to humanity." -Science writer John Horgan.

Two new shows from two old talents, Terrence Winter's Boardwalk Empire and David Simon's Treme, are debuting this year on HBO and we couldn't be more excited. Just look at these two new longer-form trailers.

Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein says he gets 75-100 pieces of hate mail a day.