No one can deny that Stephen Colbert is about the people. Tonight, he got down to the business of saving both St. Patrick's Day and making sure the men of America are free to watch every game of March Madness.

With Simon Cowell's departure from American Idol growing closer every day, many wonder what will happen to the country's favorite talent show. On her show tonight, Joy Behar put it bluntly: when Cowell leaves, Idol is doomed. Video inside.

Maybe you have married friends. Maybe they fight on Facebook. But the next time you comment "Please shut up" on one of their interminable wall fights, consider the case for Facebook fighting.

Comedy Central's new show, Ugly Americans, explores what life in New York City would be like if zombies, demons and various other manner of ghouls were real. Turns out, life would be about the same as it is now.

Janice Min, the former Us Weekly editor-in-chief who resigned last summer and may now be planning to launch a "celebrity mom-based website" for media mogul Barry Diller, is looking for a buyer for her Soho loft.

On the set of her reality show, High Society, Tinsley Mortimer was casually strolling through Paris with her boo, and it was all well and good—until she went off-script. It was then that her boyfriend/director had a meltdown.

Two weeks ago, Ryan Seacrest finally grew some balls and confronted Simon Cowell on American Idol for his harsh judgments of contestants. Yesterday, it happened again (and it was awkward/full of sexual tension). Tonight, Cowell fought back. Video inside.

South Park premiered its 14th season tonight and opened with a graphic reenactment of the confrontation between Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin, last Thanksgiving that started it all. Oh, yeah: turns out the reenactment was a video game!

Last year, the Radio & Television Correspondents Dinner featured the comedian John Hodgman. This year it featured the comedian Joe Biden, probably best known for his role as the Vice President of America. He bombed.

ABC's Scrubs has had a rough run. Through the years, it has had countless timeslots, was switched from NBC to ABC, and—this season—was re-invented as a med school show. This is how the show (possibly) went out.

Previewman sounds like the crappiest superhero ever. In this bit, Pablo talks about the unsung hero who introduces previews in every movie you've ever seen.

Rielle Hunter has some artistic differences with the photographer who shot her sexy photos for GQ. But she is apparently a fan of this new exhibit at the Guggenheim. Today a reader spotted her and John Edwards there getting cultured.

John Carney faced an unruly mob; Courtney Reimer faced an extraordinary financial statement; and Shane Richmond faced crazy musicians. The Twitterati could not be predictably rattled.

Infamously error-prone Times television columnist Alessandra Stanley earned herself a double correction today.

The new season of South Park is upon us and all y'all better be ready to comment on it as fast as you can watch it! It's gonna be a wild one tonight, so strap in and hold on.

[This reveler overdid it a bit on the flair at the St. Patrick's Day Parade along Fifth Ave today. We're sure he didn't skimp on the Guinness afterward either. Image via Getty]

A tipster sent us the proposal for One Nation Under Sex, Larry Flynt's forthcoming history of White House coitus. And it's not bad! Did you know that "George Washington was a famous swordsman in more ways than one"?

TONIGHT: South Park returns for its 14th season, a finalist is eliminated from American Idol, Addicted has is series premiere, nu-Scrubs has it's season (series?) finale, Tinsley's Mother weirds everyone out on High Society, and Estelle drops by Shear Genius.