Project Runway: All That's Fit and Print

Brian Moylan · 03/26/10 01:01PM

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to have contestants design textiles. The delusion they'll do it well. The vision to encourage the judges to be bitchy. The delusion they'll send the right person home.

Classic Example of Fox News Being "Fair and Balanced"

Aman Ellis · 03/26/10 12:24PM

Here's definitive evidence that Fox 'News' is not only not fair or balanced, but goes out of their way to alter the news. Here they're caught red-handed photoshopping pictures of their rivals to portray them in a negative light.

Happy Hot Tub Time Machine Day!

Anderson Evans · 03/26/10 11:14AM

It's finally here: A comedic exploration of 1980s pop culture complete with Lloyd Dobler and Fletch! We couldn't be more ready. Follow the cast on twitter and enjoy this semi-tragic private screening with stars Rob Corddry and Clark Duke!

Breitbart Says Racially Abused Black Lawmakers Deserve Ridicule

Ravi Somaiya · 03/26/10 11:03AM

Andrew Breibart watched Tea Partyers call black lawmakers 'nigger' and Barney Frank 'faggot' over the weekend. He was outraged. That the lawmakers had the temerity to provoke a "peaceful" middle-American crowd. The black caucus should be ridiculed, he says.

The Stranger Danger Countdown

Daniel Barnum-Swett · 03/26/10 10:45AM

This PSA details the many faces of children's doom in a handy checklist, because sometimes it's hard to tell affection from abduction. Just say "no!", kids; adults are all creepy kidnappers who want to kill your dog!

Classic Buttered Bathroom Floor Prank

Mike Byhoff · 03/26/10 10:30AM

This bro is too busy singing a "Train" song in the shower, having a real chill time, to notice his girlfriend applying a layer of butter to the bathroom floor.

How To Protect Yourself From Carjacking

Mike Byhoff · 03/26/10 10:00AM

Animation is a fun medium; you can do anything you want with it. Fantastical landscapes and crazy inventions? Why not a universe where every passerby is a carjacker waiting to strike? Still, protect your neck automobile with these tips.

How I Learned to Love Watching Wedding Shows on TV

Scott Green · 03/26/10 09:45AM

I was deeply in love with my girlfriend and couldn't see spending my life with anyone else, so it was time to prove it, by listening for hours about which shade of white our wedding tablecloths should be.