Rockstar progeny and Brit scenester queen Peaches Geldof admits she posed for the "private" photographs posted online, but a rep is denying the cameraman's tale of heroin use and a morning-after visit to Hollywood's Celebrity Scientology Center.

TONIGHT: Jamie Oliver makes over a school cafeteria's menu, Matthew Broderick discovers his familial roots, Food Network stars discuss their favorite chilly treats, a body-builder gets a new wardrobe, and Caprica' first season finale.

Conservative activist/performance artist James O'Keefe and his gang-that-couldn't-tamper-straight will plead guilty to reduced charges.

So, this happened. Sarah Palin read a joke about Obama's Teleprompter dependence from a piece of paper. John McCain went hennggh a couple times. America breathed a sigh of relief.

ABDC brought back its third season favorite, the Illusion Challenge, for a battle that combined moves and magic. The two consistently best groups, Blueprint Cru and Poreotix, each showed an instant knack for tricks, wowing with their wizardly skills.

In your counterfeit Friday media column: Rupert Murdoch launches the first volley in the new paywall wars, ABC News employees face a buyout deadline, Forbes loses a key editor, and Variety throws a hissyfit.

Today at Gawker.TV, Paula Deen lets loose on The View, Kenneth the Page's shirtless 30 Rock scenes, Kirstie Alley swears Conan was fired because of bad karma, and Miley Cyrus and Jay Leno bond over being widely-hated.

Congratulations to Heneage for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy's visit on The Bonnie Hunt Show today breached the comfort barrier. Bonnie tells Maks that she'd have chosen him as her Dancing With the Stars partner too—if she could dance on her back.

Click to viewAnyone who's followed the recent political resurgence of comedian Victoria Jackson knows she's lost her mind. Steve Doocy and the Fox bookers have apparently not followed the recent political resurgence of comedian Victoria Jackson.

MTV's Spring Break Challenges is the best show on television that features hosts in sleeveless blazers, testosterone-fueled bros homoerotically wrestling, and skanks doing the same.

There's this ex-militiaman named Mike Vanderboegh who lives in Alabama and every so often he tells his fellow psychos to go out and break Democratic windows, with bricks. He describes himself as a "Christian libertarian." He is a Welfare Queen.

We told you about the people that suck on Facebook and Twitter and you responded with horror tales about the people you know. Here are some of the best, and we'd love to hear more!

It's spring. Which means inevitably that wherever you are, someone will be asking jovially what it is about sunny days that means everyone gets more attractive. We're sick of this conversation. So here's why.

Last night 17-year-old Miley Cyrus talked about her new movie and just how much people dislike the two of them. How do they deal with it? Leno's folksy head, and Miley's bad auditions: like two peas in a pod.

Last night's episode was all about people's parties. Well, a fashion show is sort of a party. At parties, the Housewives fight, they make up, they laugh, they learn, they love.

Many years ago (in 2008), Representative Michele Bachmann (R-Shutter Island) claimed that Chris Matthews tricked her into saying that Barack Obama "may have anti-American views." Chris must've infiltrated the closed-press anti-abortion fundraiser she attended Wednesday, because guess what she said.

That's certainly one way to lose weight...

It appears that Paula Deen sustained some brain damage after getting clocked in the face with a ham a few months ago because homegirl left nothing to the imagination this morning on The View.

On last night's 30 Rock, due to a typical sitcom MacGuffin, Kenneth entered Tracy and Jenna's consciousness causing the two to dream of him. Tracy's dream is bad, but Jenna's is the true nightmare.