Today at Gawker.TV, Paula Deen lets loose on The View, Kenneth the Page's shirtless 30 Rock scenes, Kirstie Alley swears Conan was fired because of bad karma, and Miley Cyrus and Jay Leno bond over being widely-hated.

Miley Cyrus & Jay Leno: A Match Made in Self-Deprecating Hell
Last night 17-year-old Miley Cyrus talked about her new movie and just how much people dislike the two of them. How do they deal with it? Leno's folksy head, and Miley's bad auditions: like two peas in a pod.

Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Paula Deen
It appears that Paula Deen sustained some brain damage after getting clocked in the face with a ham a few months ago because homegirl left nothing to the imagination this morning on The View.

Parks and Recreation: Splendor in the Grass, Kinda
While Leslie's Directors picnic was the central source of Parks and Recreation's comedy, the drama came from Andy and April, who, after falling for each other in their respective dumb-witted and detached ways all season, finally had a date... almost.

Kirstie Alley Blames Conan's Loss of his Tonight Show Job on Karma
What's got Kirstie Alley's panties in a bunch? First she starts a twitter battle against our hero and now she's blasting his Tonight Show departure on karma, saying "he doesn't have a show and I do."

30 Rock: I Dream of Kenneth
On last night's 30 Rock, due to a typical sitcom MacGuffin, Kenneth entered Tracy and Jenna's consciousness causing the two to dream of him. Tracy's dream is bad, but Jenna's is the true nightmare.