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On Saturday, Katy Perry was drenched in green slime at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. It happened while she presented the "favorite movie actress" award to Miley Cyrus. After the sliming, Jonah Hill made a somewhat inappropriate joke.

Today Rachael Ray gave a lower-income woman a dress to wear for job interviews. However, it seems this woman's more excited at the fact that she's wearing Rachael's old clothes than the prospect of a job.

Actually, we were too busy watching fish eat hippo dung on Life last night to be bothered. But fearless fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern tried to crash her way into the festivities. Here is her tale.

Ever since Lindsay Lohan ruined the vodka-in-a-water bottle trick, teenagers everywhere have been searching for a new and better way to hide their alcohol. Watch as The Doctors give them all sorts of hints about how to do just that.

A building on Conselyea Street in Williamsburg collapsed today. Dickchicken is getting great publicity.

Tila Tequila and Dan Rather co-hosting a morning show called Rather Early? This is probably the last thing that anyone would want to tune into first thing in the morning, but then again Kathie Lee and Hoda exist, so who knows?

In your malevolent Monday media column: another round of layoffs hits the AP, refereeing Henry Blodget vs. Felix Salmon, Starbucks liberals in bed with Roger Ailes, and Gerald Boyd's kind of sad memoir.

We're about a week late getting to this show — about a former Playmate and her three arguably pretty, definitely wild daughters — but we finally watched it last night and had to say something because it is seriously terrifying.

It seems the stripper aerobics craze has made it's way to Belgium, and it's not hard to see why. What stumpy housewife wouldn't want to get manhandled by an amazonian barbie clone? Apparently this one.

Last night on Family Guy, Stewie lived out a simple yet hilarious Star Wars-style fantasy complete with his galactic copilot Rupert. Outside of Blue Harvest, battling the Peter Death Star is Seth MacFarlane's Sci Fi nerdiness at its best.

A provocative bar scene involving Arthur Sulzberger Jr. and his female companion helped whip gossip about the pair into a frenzy, according to a journalism-conference spy. As if the New York Times publisher needed to seem more provocative.

In the ultimate Tumblr cliffhanger, we're at 999 followers (up 9.9%), 2209 Twitter Followers (up 4%) and 453 Facebook Fans (up 8%). Thanks to everyone who joined us this past week, now go tell all your friends.

A New York State Senator is receiving attention for something merely ridiculous, not evil or destructive. Thanks, Senator Eric Adams, for making hilarious videos about sagging pants and not funneling money to a fake non-profit or slashing anyone.

Head Heat coach Jim Playfair went nuts during an AHL game on Sunday between the Abbotsford Heat and the Hamilton Bulldogs. Watch as Playfair becomes unhinged because of some frustrating referee decisions.

On Easter and Passover, children everywhere will be sat down at dinner tables and taught all about the wonders of their faiths. But how do you really get them to pay attention? According to The Simpsons, random computer words.

Peaches Geldof has been fired as a Miss Ultimo underwear model. The company says her (alleged) heroin-fueled sex party disqualifies her as a "positive role [model] that young women can aspire to." Sex parties should be fueled by lingerie only.

Tonight is the first night of Passover, the Jewish holiday commemorating the Israelites' exodus from bondage in Egypt. It's a holiday with a little something for everyone: Plagues! Miracles! Matzah! Inside, the best Passover-related videos the internet has to offer.

Now that we've gotten that whole pesky not-having-health-insurance thing out of the way, it's time to start chipping away at society's real problems. The New York State Senate suggests that the answer lies in buying a belt.

Witness, ye unwashed mortals, the first video ever uploaded to YouTube. "The cool thing about these guys [elephants] is that they have really, really, really long, uhm, trunks...and that's cool." True that, internet video pioneer.