[Tina Fey in Berlin after the premiere of her new movie "True Lies" "Into the Night" Date Night!; image via WENN]

[Not everyone in the world gets a double entendre, apparently, especially when it comes to the president's health care (tee hee) package. Image via The Daily Fiona]

Here is a good, interesting story in the Washington Post about the people who write to Barack Obama, why they write, and the process by which some of their letters reach the president. It is heart-warming and kinda sad, too.

Welcome to the ultimate distillation of all the most evil social networking practices to have emerged over the past couple of years: Unvarnished, a website where complete strangers can set up your "profile" and mock you before potential employers.

V returned last night and it kept doing all the things that make it so great, especially copious use of green screen and hokey dialogue. But this clip shows us something we've never seen before: how the V's procreate.

A judge ruled today that the city can enforce a zoning law that could shut down a number of smut emporia. The dozens of people who haven't figured out how to buy porn on the internet are devastated! [Getty]

New York Observer managing editor Joe Pompeo is leaving to join Business Insider.

Provocative point for you online do-gooders: Think the internet is "green?" It soaks up power and basically supports turning the Appalachian Mountains into one long strip mine. Print was not so bad after all. Now you tell us! [PBS Mediashift]

Matt Damon will guest star on 30 Rock before the season's over, Erin Andrews says she's not dating her Dancing partner, Lou Reed's new film, the WE network's new shows, and Glee's smokin' hot Rolling Stone cover.

On Saturday, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin told a crowd of people to stop the drivers of Subarus with Obama bumper stickers and ask them "how is that that hopey, changey thing working for you?" A wonderful idea!

Why doves failed to be released into the sky when Peep Show became available on Hulu is beyond us, but it seems that seasons 1-5 of the series that re-entered Britain into the Anglo-American-good-television-arms-race is available for everyone to enjoy!

Peter Getty's is a made-for-tabloid divorce: The layabout scion to an oil fortune accused of beating his wife, a de facto Coppola, who now demands $539,201 per month spousal support. So ends the family at the "nexus of hipster Hollywood."

Being a judge is serious business—except for when the parties-in-question's names are Mr. and Mrs. Weenie. Here Judge Joe Brown can't help himself, which leads the entire courtroom into a major case of the giggles.

The Way We Live Now: Under fate's cruelly oversized thumb. How long must we be expected to do expensive things for free? Where is our reward for being rich? Or for being poor? Fuck heaven, pay me.

Today at Gawker.TV, John Stamos joins The Beach Boys for a performance on Dancing With the Stars, Rumer Willis' girl-on-girl kiss on 90210, Raquel Welch and Martha Stewart discuss their breasts, and 160 of Arnold Schwarzenegger's best movie quotes.

Congratulations to JulesNYC for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Jay Leno asked for Joy Behar's feelings about Glenn Beck and he got them. Here, she addresses Beck directly. Somewhere, Beck weeps.

Click to viewOn Larry King Live last night, professional overzealous defender of the Catholic Church Bill Donohue explained to Sinead O'Connor that it's not pedophilia if the victim is 12 or 13.

Tyler Perry is known for dressing in drag in a lot of his movies with his character Madea—but last fall, Regis did the same. Perry's reaction? "We should go on the road together!"

Koko the gorilla has had several pet cats, and today she is picking a new one! She selects Tigger, a little orange and white ball of adorable.