Now this is a carwash that will take those unsightly years off of your car! Watch as the vehicle is demolished by tons of water being dropped on top of it, tearing it to pieces with one gigantic wave.

There's usually a lag time between when everyone knows a celeb is a "friend of Dorothy" and when they finally come out. Starting with Ricky Martin the lovely ladies at Autostraddle have graphically charted the road out of the closet.

Tom Arnold guested on last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, preceded by a clip from his latest film, a holiday horror filled with the spirit of the season and bloodsucking marshmallows: Peeps: The Movie.

Funny or Die has become floppy haired and non-threatening after a full scale takeover by teen sensation Justin Bieber. He talks loudly in libraries, swims directly after he eats and boldly tries to convince us that he's a boy.

Can Raquel Welch be the next Betty White, please? First Martha Stewart, now Gretchen Carlson- this woman has chemistry with everyone! Despite Doocy caressing her twice, she charms the crap out of Fox and Friends, tears and all.

The search is over! For March's inaugural In Search of contest, we looked for the best wacky amateur inventions. The winning video featured a doubly environmentally impactful device: a bike that filters water. Find out who won after the jump!

Poor, idealistic members of the Blue Man Group. All they wanted to do was build a magical school where preschool kids could smear shaving cream on plastic rainforests under black lights. Who knew they'd have to charge $30k?

At a funk fiesta, two hombres strut their stuff on the dance floor, kicking and sliding in total concentration. Showing off their fly moves while trying to top each other's insanity, they become lost in the dance trance. ¡Bailamos!

This is the worst David Broder column ever written, and it is also identical to all other David Broder columns. That is the Broder Paradox! I will reprint it for you, after the jump.

Vogue editor André Leon Talley is the greatest thing about America's Next Top Model. How good was he at creating fashion insanity this week judging the show's vampire themed photo shoot? Let's look.

Pulling an epic prank on your coworkers is always the most satisfying way to get you jollies on April Fool's Day. If you're feeling strapped for ideas, we've compiled a few examples to get the diabolical juices flowing.

Happy Census Day! The government hopes you've already sent in your 2010 census form. (Census Day should've been before the due date though, right?) Even the president had to. But some people are scared of getting counted by the government.

For a man who wears pretty much exactly the same thing every single day—a high-collared white shirt, blazer, dark slacks, and a fat tie—the Grand Moff of the fashion world sure needs a lot of luggage. How much?

Despite the signs posted around town today, In-N-Out is not headed to NYC this summer.

Here's some captivating timelapse footage of the sun setting over New York's High Line. Couples stop to take in the scene, adding to the romance of the moment.

It would scarcely be an exaggeration to say that nothing is more pleasing to us than a clumsily-handled college newspaper date rape column controversy. It has everything: Idiot college misogyny! Strident college anti-misogyny! Overly-serious college journalists! And (theoretical) sexxx!

This video was either made by someone that doesn't 'get' Big Love or a big MANswers fan. Watch and learn the secrets to stringing along multiple women at once.

Urlesque has been compromised! Checking out the website this morning, we found that everyone's favorite lovably annoying super-geek, Steve Urkel of Family Matters fame, too over the blog, just like he conquered Full House in days of yore.

Recently, a few intrepid reporters from Gawker.TV wandered into that strange fauxhemian Shangri-La known as Brooklyn and what did our eyes behold? Coonskin caps on everyone – men and women, young and old!

This frog starts out like any other... slimey and jumpy. Oddly patient as it has its face shoved up against the lens, only to unleash the most unfroglike noise ever. I think its real, too.