Constance McMillen, Mississippi teen, recently caused an uproar by wanting to bring her girlfriend, a lesbian, to the prom. Well, after much legal ballyhoo, the school district caved and invited her to prom. Turns out, though, it mighta been fake.

The published rate for a full page color ad in the New York Times magazine is $107,075. Why, then, would one use such expensive ad space to re-run a bizarre and uninteresting press release? Don't know, but somebody did!

April Fools isn't just for the students at this school. Watch as an orchestra teacher and student play a prank on the rest of the class. Where were these kinds of teachers when we were in high school?

A woman rambles on about the importance of food (it's free/we eat it), and business (people are good at making things) at a city council meeting. Whether she's confused, scared, or just incredibly stupid, she will be heard. Hooray, democracy!

Alex McCord drank while pregnant. Bethenny Frankel found a maternity bikini. Sandy B is def divorcing Jesse James. Coca-cola killed Michael Jackson somehow. Simon Cowell's wedding will be a giant publicity stunt. Monday's gossip was sent to bed without supper.

Populist crazy-encouraging Republican fingers like Michele Bachmann told all their nutty fans that the census was a government enslavement plot—and now there are worrying low return rates in various conservative districts. Karl Rove to the rescue!

Using a short skirt and a ladder, one prankster captures men on the street in an awkward spot.

A sad day in the history of free love: Yale has formally banned faculty members from having sex with undergrads. Well, what the fuck is the point of teaching at Yale now? "Harold Bloom joke." [Typical Yale pic via]

This video basically teaches you how not to lose your personality in the throws of motherhood. It also tells you that tailgating at your childrens' games is acceptable, and so is taking your shirt off after soccer.

Ah, the tea-baggers! America's latest crazy political offshoot group—and, thanks to a growing number of celebrity members, the most entertaining one, too. Here, we showcase the most popular and outstandingly ridiculous celebrity tea baggers.

Playboy's once-mighty breast photography publishing empire is crumbling into dust, so the company is just selling its logo to anything and everything in order to raise some cash. This upsets the weirdos who collected Playboy crap before it was cool.

This movie-going weekend, lots of people wanted to see the gods killing each other. And others wanted to see married couples trying to kill each other. And of course there were the Miley Cyrus lookie loos, who are creepy.

Check out this cute compilations of cats using the toilet. So civilized, these felines.

Everyone in Hollywood is in rehab these days, but these three souls are having a particularly rough time. This actor has a habit for strippers and another a habit for his male costars. Can we say no, no, no?

"Baby-killer" shouter and actual giant baby Congressman Randy Neugebauer hired a sexy consulting firm to help sex up his sexy reelection bid.

These kids are amazing dancers. Seriously. The blond one is nailing it at the end.

The New York Times today pounds out a love letter to New Yorker editor David Remnick—a fairly regular occurrence. To summarize: David Remnick is a journalist with no flaws. Really? Well. As close as you'll find at Conde Nast.

[Michelle Tanner arrives with herself at the Broadway premiere of the new "Lend Me a Tenor" revival last night; image via Splash]

I'm not quite sure what possesses someone to pull a stunt on a piece of heavy machinery with spinning blades, but hey, it's a free country.

According to a new study, 55% of announcements on the NYC subway system are "garbled or incorrect." The MTA responded, "Wokwokwokwok." [NYP; Pic via. Related] Update!