Charles Phillips is leaving the board at Morgan Stanley after four years. Chalk up a win for YaVaughnie Wiliams, the mistress—and ex Morgan Stanley intern—who used billboards to expose her eight-year affair with the executive.

Today in #tips, destruction cuts through our Cadbury haze as we find that murder is aimless, California won't stop earthquaking, and it may be better to fake death than to date Olivia Newton-John.

The Glee kids perform at the White House, Erin Andrews will continue on Dancing With The Stars despite threats on her life, and True Blood welcomes a new man into their line-up of hunky monsters you'd like to "F".

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Reporter Zachery Kouwe resigned from the New York Times in February after being caught plagiarizing from—among others—Dealbreaker. Now Dealbreaker has hired him on as a "guest writer." Dance, Zachery. Dance.

The Way We Live Now: Putting our foot down. You know we love you, kids. But you're going to have to get the fuck out, because we can't afford you. You're 35. You'll make it out there. (Not really).

After recent rumormongering by Howard Stern that implied that Jamie Foxx might be gay, the singing actor took to the radio to explain how straight he is. It has something to do with pizzas and showers.

Yes, he may be embarrassing the party and wasting millions of donated dollars and alienating major donors, but Michael Steele knows what about his stewardship of the RNC has really "rubbed some feathers the wrong way." He's too street.

Well, three of the nerdy ones at least! Also today: Some really fresh ideas from the USA network, a Pushing Daisies favorite finds some work, and Butter continues to churn along.

Can Digg ever become the powerhouse it so badly wanted to be? It's a natural question amid the departure of five-year CEO Jay Adelson, the latest in a line of painful goodbyes for the social news site.

Congratulations to televisionarie for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

TONIGHT: March Madness kicks into high gear during the Duke-Butler Championship game, Kate Gossellin continues her reign of mediocrity on DWTS, and Christian Siriano reminds us just how fierce he really is during his new Bravo TV special.

Tiger Woods just held his first "real" press conference since the lady-fucking scandal broke. He is happy to be back and playing golf! But wait, a porn star says he is a "big fat liar." Exciting day in golf news!

Can you throw down with The Situation, fist pump with Snooki, or survive one of ShamWOWW's vicious right hooks? Then you're a few stupid questions away from being a part of the next season of Jersey Shore.

Gawker.TV: Will the iPad Save Publishing?

One of the most highly touted features of the iPad was its reported ability to "save" the publishing world from the dire straits in which it currently finds itself. Inside, the honest opinions of several journalists related to the issue.

The Apprentice is looking for horrible people to debase themselves and others on television, and judging by a recent New York City casting call, just the right candidates are showing interest: laid off bankers and Goldman Sachs staffers. [via NYM]

President Obama threw out the first pitch at today's Washington Nationals home opener. All the jokes, they are obvious. Like: his pitch went way left. ("I was intentionally walking the guy," Obama joked.) Obama has been so sporty lately!

Kurt Cobain was inarguably one of the most influential artists in music history. Widow Courtney Love's despairing quick speech to mourners on the day that Cobain died—16 years ago today—is an essential memory for the MTV Generation.

There's been a lot of talk about Erykah Badu's new music video, and specifically the fact that she's naked in it. Or is she? Today, Greg Kelly took on the topic and requested "specifics" that proved Badu's nakedness. Video inside.