Today in #tips, destruction cuts through our Cadbury haze as we find that murder is aimless, California won't stop earthquaking, and it may be better to fake death than to date Olivia Newton-John.

Over in #crosstalk, there is no non-smoking permitted in the library.

Spikenard was first to post WikiLeak's long-promised video showing the U.S. military's brutal, indiscriminate shoot-em-up tactics that are piercing hearts and minds from Iraq to Afghanistan.

CarpalDiem keeps us linked in to cycles of senseless violence through the tragic story of Nia Haqq and Michael Muchioki. Haqq, 25, an associate producer for Nickelodeon's Nick.com, and Muchioki, 27, who worked in software, were murdered Sunday in New Jersey after they returned from two parties celebrating their engagement.

BullfightsOnAcid uncovers evidence via Alan Colmes that on occasion people who post public rants about 'Obamacare' have failed to fully apprise themselves of said Obamacare. Even doctor people do this! Florida men: be careful about who's asking you to bend over and cough.

raincoaster spots Olivia Newton-John's bizarre, death-faking ex-boyfriend. What did Danny Zuko know?

Uncle_Billy_Slumming knows it's only a matter of time before California breaks off entirely from the Pacific seaboard and things start to go all Escape From L.A. over there.

EastandWest introduces the word that will be a NYT trend piece in a year or two: chexting, a la Tiger and Jesse James.

drunkexpatwriter wants to help you to find gainful employment (in Thailand).

Robyn DVC has a question for New Yorkers and, perhaps more damningly, the Easter Bunny: anyone privy to why there was "a half-naked woman flagellating herself on a screen in times square yesterday for almost two hours?"

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