Ashley Dupre—former Spitzer hooker (and oversharer) but not bad person overall (but bad singer)—had some serious things about love to get off her chest. So she took to the internet. Sigh.

Oprah turned her Chicago studio into Glee-Mania today, the highlight being a breakdance-throwdown between Mr. Schu and that Asian-jock-kid. While it's entertaining, the dancing pales in comparison to Oprah's reaction. She was as giddy as a little gleeky school girl.

Max Weinberg is (probably) a traitor, Tina Fey is bringing Sarah Palin back, Jersey Shore is looking for new guidos, the promise of a new Harry Potter book, and Adrien Grenier's new HBO documentary about a teenage paparazzo.

A crazy has been arrested for making threats against Nancy Pelosi. I am guessing the eventual details of this one will be a doozy. "One official said the man is believed to have spoken directly with Pelosi at least once."

Men! Women! Babies! Moms! Fruits! Vegetables! Cancer! Wormholes! Elements! And a whole lotta what-the-hey. It's your science watch column, where we watch science—with one foot on the event horizon!

What does Yahoo's new style book offer that you can't get from your old AP Style Guide? Tips on search engine optimization and the "on-screen placement for a top story." Welcome to the glorious future of language.

While on the rebound from a relationship of 3 years, Leah got more than she bargained for. Twins! Along with that she got doting Corey, who's employed and has a house. But she can't stop thinking about Robbie...

A toy mogul who made his fortune on Cabbage Patch Dolls and Pokemon will be moving with his wife into Bernie Madoff's' old UES penthouse apartment. "We like to have fun, fun, fun," the wife said. Clearly pathological. [NYP]

Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann's Stormtrooper Hair Helmet is huge and her jacket is scary yellow and she is screaming condescending dog-whistle garbage to old people. And Sarah Palin is there. And Governor Tim Pawlenty bought their website, for some reason.

Jimmy Kimmel treated us last night to Michael Emerson's wants and desires. Although Emerson does not know what Ben wants, he does have his specific needs all figured out. He just needs a phone, a horse, his birthday suit...and you.

As some sort of gift to Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner, everyone got together for a bit of drunken karaoke. See Betty and Don dance, see Peggy text, see Harry get naked! Oh, those kids are having so much fun.

It's unclear whether this video is impressive because R. Kelly is yodeling, or terrifying because it sounds like he wants to make you his sex prisoner. Either way, good ol' Kells hasn't changed...he's still completely batshit.

Remember when Ricky was gay-ish on My So-Called Life and it was sort of a big deal? Well those days are over. There are several gay teen characters currently on the air, and no one's saying boo.

Congratulations to televisionarie for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Gawker.TV, Tina Fey's daughter has high expectations, a time-line of failed broadcast television networks, proof that the Lost castaways are all about love, and Slash performs wearing an "I'm with Coco" pin on The Tonight Show.

Cameron Douglas, Michael Douglas' wayward son, is due to be sentenced for dealing meth next week, and a host of well-wishers—including Catherine Zeta-Jones and Pat Riley—have written to his judge explaining just how hard his life has been.

The gay community is famous for moving into gritty neighborhoods, sprucing them up, and moving along once wealthy heteros start buying up the real estate. That's fine, but before we start mourning the gayborhood, let's get a few things straight.

A chocolate lovers dream or nightmare? The Little Chocolatiers are at it again, this time they make a bust entirely out of white chocolate. From Mrs. Doubtfire style face molds to the big reveal; this is a little bit awkward.

Joss Whedon's supervillain tragi-comedy gets the 8-bit treatment in this fan made video. Neil Patrick Harris stars as an aspiring supervillain competing for a mutual love interest against his arch-nemsis, Captain Hammer.