In one month, four workers have attempted suicide at the Chinese factory Apple hires to make products like the iPad. Why? It's a mystery, but it's also easy to make some educated guesses about what's got workers going nuts.

When heir to the New York Times throne A "to the muthafuckin" G Sulzberger joined the paper as a cub reporter last year, we asked—for journalism reasons—whether he had a girlfriend. Now he has "spilled the beans," love-wise!

Good Morning America featured the best idea in rain-gear since the invention of the yellow-ducky poncho. An umbrella that changes color when it gets wet! It is so simple, yet so satisfying: why has this not been thought of before?

A British kid stole his mom's credit card and blew more than £900 on FarmVille, the Facebook game infamous for its seedy advertisers. And amazingly the shameless company that runs the game won't issue a refund.

A Taiwanese boy performs a perfect rendition of "I Will Always Love You", channeling Whitney's power and the emotion of Dolly's lyrics. The boy is already an internet star, where a song and a bow tie make dreams come true.

Tiger Woods has been a magnet for insults, parody and embarrassment the past few weeks, and rightly so. In Nike's new ad, it's their turn to take a jab at their sponsored sports hero with Tiger's dad, Earl Woods, leading the onslaught.

President Obama and Russian President Medvedev just signed a landmark new arms control treaty. Now, it's up to the United States Senate—the world's greatest deliberative body—to ratify it. All it takes is 67 votes.

With one enigmatic photo, this smugly grinning party animal has gone from viral ingenue to media darling. While Riley failed to conjure his famous grin for the Today Show cameras, his owner shed light on the pooch's personal life.

Longtime Vogue editor André Leon Talley is the greatest thing about America's Next Top Model and his tenure on the judging table has gotten even more fabulously insane than ever. Also, a proposal for ALT.

Improv Everywhere has been pulling off fantastic pranks in New York City for years. In this classic prank, they round up a group of volunteers to "freeze" in grand central at a certain time. The results are hilarious.

A judge in Cuyahoga County, Ohio is suing the local paper, the Cleveland Plain-Dealer, for disclosing that certain comments on its website came from her email address. The paper says it had no choice. Does privacy trump news?

Colbert has a knack for taking the mundane and turning it on it's head. This time, Colbert found out about Sanrio's diabolical plot to market delicious, fruity wine to minors while simultaneously selling it to adults.

Why cultivate friendships without turning a profit? Make your social life work for you! Anyone near and dear is an unrealized opportunity with the Plunder Funnel. It's not a pyramid scheme per se, but rather its inversion. That's legal, right?

Getting an annulment is a painful process whether you're Dennis Rodman or the King of England. How do you go about the process without drowning in legalese? Watch this video to find out.

Forgotten and abused, 8-bit game characters stage a rebellion. After years of neglect to 3D games, the 8-bit army is on a rampage. In this video, watch your favorite childhood characters destroy New York City.

His hotness — career hotness — is definitely, um, hottening up. Also today: Harrison Ford will never tire of killing aliens, a new Laura Dern series excites, a new William H. Macy series exhausts (for some reason), and Twilight!

A newsman loses his cool after a lizard affixes itself to his leg during a segment on reptiles.

Yesterday we learned that one of Donald Trump's "rich girl" employees had stiffed a poor quaalude dealer out of thousands of dollars. Today we learn that quaaludes are not just for the rich; teachers are all luded up, as well.

They're pretending to reunite in public, but the truth is a different matter. This actor is covered with bruises thanks to his wife. This famous pair terminated a pregnancy—well, at least she did. Partnership sure is dangerous.

He succeeds where so many fail.