Theoretically, an incorrect hyperlink could point to any random place on the internet, from Sonic fan art forums to Fusion.com. In practice, however, they only link to porn, porn and slightly weirder porn, as was recently the case with an unusually saucy bottle of Heinz hot ketchup.

On Thursday night, newly published interviews with those who knew alleged Charleston shooter Dylann Roof provided disturbing details about the man accused of killing nine people in a racially motivated attack yesterday.

Today, former Rikers Island captain Terrence Pendergrass was sentenced to five years in prison for denying medical attention to an inmate who died after swallowing a toxic detergent packet. When coworkers expressed concern about the inmate, Pendergrass reportedly replied, “Don’t bother me unless someone is dead.”

Thursday evening, Charleston shooting suspect Dylann Roof boarded a plane bound for South Carolina, where he is expected to face multiple murder charges for last night’s brutal slaying of nine people at Emanuel AME Church.

A Canadian teen accused of menacing his online gaming adversaries with fake 911 calls is facing 34 criminal charges—and now evidence of his reign of Skype terror is public.

Witnesses say alleged Charleston shooter Dylann Roof spent as much as an hour inside the Emanuel AME Church before opening fire Wednesday night. Now, CNN reports, there’s video from inside the church, showing someone who looks like Roof sitting with the group moments before the massacre began.

Remember the ‘90s? When you were an innocent incorruptible babe, hermetically sealed from the ills of the world around you, and your mom dragged you to that outdoor John Cougar Mellencamp concert because she couldn’t find a babysitter? And she got a little drunker than she meant to and tried to get you to climb on the picnic table and dance with her like This song has a great beat! but you didn’t want to like Ugh, come ON mom? Now you’re the mom. Congratulations, mom.

Once Game of Thrones came to an agreement with a Croatian church to lock down the filming location for Cersei Lannister’s naked walk of shame, and secured a body double for Lena Headey, there was only one thing missing from one of the most important scenes of the season 5 finale: a guy to flash his dick and shout “I’m a Lannister, suck me off!”

While the U.S. and South Carolina state flags that fly above the South Carolina state house were lowered to half-mast today in mourning for the nine victims of last night’s shooting at a historic black church in Charleston, the Confederate flag on display outside the building is still flying high and proud. Why? Because the bizarre display of racist symbolism is so closely protected that it would be impossible to move it without a legislative vote.

Alleged Charleston shooter Dylann Roof was escorted from the Shelby, North Carolina, police station this afternoon. He’s since waived extradition and is expected to be returned to Charleston to face murder charges for allegedly killing nine people last night at Emanuel AME church. Below are the first videos and photos of him since his arrest this morning.

Jeralean Talley, the world’s oldest person, died on Thursday at the age of 116. According to her daughter, 77-year-old Thelma Hollaway, Talley was in the hospital for a week before returning home Saturday. Four days later, she “went away peacefully.”

If you forgot some reading and writing material on the Great Lawn in Central Park last night, here it is. Presumably you went to the New York Philharmonic concert there, which marked 50 years of the Concerts in the Parks series. It was a nice show but hectic—the unexpected rain forced an early intermission, caused a couple of numbers to be dropped from the program, and led some people to flee early.

J. Crew, America’s finest purveyor of shirts that look like tablecloths, fired 175 people last week. Layoffs are a sad whirlwind, and people react differently to the swiftness of sudden unemployment. One really bad way to deal with layoffs is to post boozy photos to Instagram celebrating your continued employment at the expense of your subordinates.

Matthew Apperson, the man who allegedly fired into George Zimmerman’s pickup truck in May in a reported road rage shooting, will be charged with attempted second-degree murder, prosecutors say. According to the AP, this charge was upgraded from an aggravated assault charge.

On June 17, a young, white male gunman opened fire inside a predominantly black Charleston church, killing at least nine people who had gathered inside for a prayer group. The man identified as the shooter—21-year-old Dylann Storm Roof—was apprehended 14 hours later in North Carolina. Here’s what we know so far.

Fitness measurement gadget maker Fitbit has surged a full 50% in its stock market debut today, meaning Fitbit is now a $6 billion company that, ideally, would not exist.

As cartoon plutocrat and sentient overripe pear Donald Trump officially entered the Republican presidential race Tuesday, he pointedly brandished a financial disclosure statement that asserts his net worth to be in the neighborhood of 9 billion dollars. How much is Trump really worth? If history is any guide, the safe answer is: much less than he says he does.

NBC News and MSNBC chairman Andrew Lack announced today that Lester Holt will officially replace Brian Williams as permanent anchor of NBC Nightly News. Brian Williams will return to MSNBC, the network he left in 2004. Who says you can’t go home.

Anish Kapoor’s recent installation at the Palace of Versailles, “Dirty Corner,” a sculpture intended to represent the “the vagina of a queen who is taking power,” was vandalized early Wednesday morning by unnamed perpetrators, The Guardian reports.

Photos posted to a Facebook page that appears to belong to South Carolina gunman Dylann Storm Roof show a young man posing in front of a black Hyundai Elantra with a front plate that reads “Confederate States of America” and displays three Confederate flags.