Gawker.TV's April Meetup: Tonight!

Richard Blakeley · 04/16/10 03:04PM

But this time it's a mystery as to where our venue is! What we can tell you is that we'll begin the fun around 10 pm—as for where we're at, you'll have to follow us @GawkerTV!

The Real Housewives of NYC: Runway Exorcisms

Jessica Poolt · 04/16/10 02:39PM

Ramona was clearly possessed by a demonic entity while strutting her stuff down the runway during Brooklyn fashion week. With her eyes all a-bulge and stunted gate, Jill couldn't decide if Ramona looked more like an alien, giraffe or robot.

The Trump Trip to the Bargain Basement

Richard Lawson · 04/16/10 02:33PM

Here's a funny/sad profile of Melania Trump, the Donald's third wife who is launching a QVC costume jewelry line. While her step-daughter Ivanka has a high-end luxury jewelry line, Melania's designs are decidedly downmarket. They're for the people, y'know. [NYT]

Red Sox Fan Ruins Play Gets a Face Full of Pizza

Devon Irete · 04/16/10 02:09PM

This unlucky Red Sox fan has great seats, beer, and pizza thrown at his face when he messes with a play. The investigative reporting done by the two announcers is stuff of legends, and that pizza still looks tasty too.

The Bizarre World of Reality TV Nightclub Appearances

Matt Harvey · 04/16/10 01:52PM

Dozens of minor celebrities are currently crisscrossing the country to collect piles of cash for nightclub appearances. Snooki gets $10,000. Kim Kardashian is yours for $50,000. But why do promoters pay? They tell us they have no choice.

McLovin' Will Not Autograph Your Milf-Boobs

Jessica Poolt · 04/16/10 12:55PM

The artist formerly known as McLovin stopped by Kimmel to entertain the world with tales from his adolescent life. While filming Kick Ass in England, Plasse faced moral dilemmas involving everything from cougars to the ethics of signing boobs.

Project Runway: A Duel at Dawn

Brian Moylan · 04/16/10 12:49PM

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to pit two foes against each other. The delusion they will keep it interesting. The vision to have a finale. The delusion to make it in two parts.