The winner is Nobel-winning economist and crotchety columnist Paul Krugman. The loser is Dealbook wunderkind Andrew Ross Sorkin, who got a slap on the wrist in today's New York Times Corrections page.

Volcanic eruptions are very inconvenient if you have travel plans, or get caught up in one. But they are very nice to look at. Here's some of magma-and-ash-spewing Eyjafjallajokull's finest work.

Street scenes repeat themselves by variations in Peter Greenaway's early experiment with rhythm and editing. In a triptych of identical footage, flashes of strangers set in black and white surroundings gain distinction and lose their places when the music changes.

A recipe in Australian cookbook, Pasta Bible, for "spelt tagliatelle with sardines and prosciutto," threw in a bit of unfortunate imagery. The book has now been pulped. Our theory? Someone said 'people' just as the author was typing 'pepper'. [BBC]

When she turns four, Ruby Dickinson will use a specially-designed miniature tattoo gun to ink a spider on her dad's leg. This will make her the world's youngest tattoo artist. Peaches Geldof has her wobbly little hands on retainer already.

Robert Mueller joined Bill Clinton in warning that anti-government groups (read: Tea Partyers) pose a genuine threat. Maybe this will prevent Republicans winking and nudging at legitimately extremist right-wing figures with guns. But probably not.

You may think that Hitler shot himself in 1945, but Monty Python begs to differ. Watch as Mr. "Hilter" plans a "hike" not in Stalingrad.

In 1789 George Washington borrowed books about international relations and the British House of Commons from a Manhattan library. He never returned them. If he returned them now, he'd owe an "inflation-adjusted $300,000 late fee." [NYDN]

[A man with a 'David Duke cock' sidles up to an unknown woman during the Coachella music festival. Image via Splash.]

As Iceland's erupting volcano continues to drive European aviation to crisis and mispronouncing American broadcast journalists to tears, Eyjafjallajokull continues to chug plumes of volcanic ash into the air. Watch Eyjafjallajokull's pouf grow.

The rise of video cameras — surveillance or cellphone — means that loose cannon cops, who won't do things 'by the book' no matter what the chief says can no longer mete out their own brand of vigilante justice. [AP]

Former cocaine smuggler Douglas Spink found a great new way to earn his keep: He ran a bestiality farm where visitors could make love to dogs, stallions, and mice smothered in Vaseline with their tails cut off, say authorities.

on NFL star Ben Roethlisberger allegedly raping a woman in his town. [TMZ]

The FBI investigates a Bombshell-related threat. Kiefer Sutherland gets wasted and rips his shirt off. Everyone knew about Larry King's dalliance, except his wife. Taylor Momsen thinks Leighton Meester is "awesome" ...not. Saturday's gossip roundup undermines.

Far from being the most recognized superhero ever conceived, Birdman shows a very clear illustration of how television cartoons have evolved. All one has to do is compare the character's initial run (1967-1969) with his return to television in 2000.

You might recognize Mary from her work in the recently canceled 24. Here she discusses the time Rush Limbaugh kissed her on the mouth...yuck.

This week we've got a #tvparty highlight, more 8-bit glory, and a visit back to Bill O'Reilly DOING IT LIVE!

[The American Museum of Natural History got made up like a sub-aquatic Studio 54 last night for its annual Museum Dance fundraiser. Image via Getty]

Today in #tips, cocktail bitters are back, Apple patents 3D glasses, a health-care CEO mints $100 million, a stash of panties is discovered, Eli Roth in the buff, and more.

As will become evident, Elaine Moran has done something with Matt Toder and is the new host of the Week in Video, which now broadcasts from an unknown location deep below the footsteps of New Yorkers. Intrigue!