Set in 1983, This is England follows a troubled 11-year-old boy as he deals with the death of his father and falls in with a group of older skinheads.

NYPD Deputy Chief Michael Gabriel is on "Team Jacob." His subordinate Detective Dawn DelValle-Sanchez is on "Team I Am Suing Michael Gabriel for Sending Me Bizarre Unwated Twilight-Themed Texts." Are these star-crossed lovers the new Bella and Edward? Hint: No.

On Friday Palin lied — she took a quote from an Obama speech out of context and used it to imply that the President doesn't like America as much as real Americans. Now the AP have lent her their credence.

Bill Clinton says he's too old to be a good Supreme Court pick for Obama.

Was Bill Gates forcing tweens to sext each other with a sexy new campaign? The software behemoth yanked a spot for the Zune of cell phones, the Kin, that was accusing of promoting "sexting." There are also furries.

Instead of trying to explain the particulars, why not head over to the Dream Visualizer to see your dream turned into a personalized animation that you can then share with all of your Facebook friends?

The world li'l-est Scientologist celebrates a birthday. Charlie Sheen and Brooke Meuller both lose important things. Oprah has a new dad. Danny Glover gets arrested. Sunday's gossip roundup is too old for this shit.

A scientist says that, as Iceland's glaciers melt due to climate change, we may see many more volcanic eruptions. Next up (perhaps): neighboring volcano Katla. Maybe Nostradamus and Roland Emmerich were right about 2012. [Times of London]

As you know, Ke$ha performed on SNL last night. And in what's surely a coincidence, her second performance (video here) is eerily similar to one by Australian artist Sia on Later... with Jools Holland in 2008. The original video, inside.

Tonight, Ke$ha stumbled out and performed some weird a capella version of "Tik Tok" on SNL and played with lasers and wore a hideous metallic American flag outfit and... *sigh*. Then, she "sang" another song (and worse). Videos inside.

Patrice O'Neal is either a very wise man or a very terrible man, it's all a matter of perspective.

[With a little help from his little brother, Maddox Jolie-Pitt leaps into the air while touring Venice with his paternal grandparents and siblings. Image via Splash.]

Princeton professor and Pulitzer-winning poet interprets Ke$ha's Shakespeare references.

With a tap of Zooey Deschanel's tambourine and a flash of Eli-Peaches PDA, begins Coachella, the California music festival where, every year, starlets muss up their hair and don frayed denim with the hope of landing an indie rock boyfriend.

You may be familiar with this, the latest and greatest video storming the web. From A&E's Intervention, it features a dude with a strangely haunting, yet comical, wail. But our ever industrious internet wants more! Bring on the mash-ups.

Jerry Schweighart, the Mayor of Champaign, a city of 75,000 people, was asked what he thinks of Barack Obama. The President of the United States of America. "I don't think he's American, personally," he responded.

[Amanda Seyfried on an outing with her Australian shepherd, Finn, who was later photographed wearing a cone around his head. That picture is after the jump. Images via Pacific Coast News.]

Christina Hendricks won Esquire's "best-looking woman" contest. But she's still stuck in bracket battles for Sexiest Woman Alive, and doesn't even have a rank in Women We Love. Why can't they be more straightforward? Need to know how to judge.

In a bizarre illustration of the actual impact jet trails have on temperature, scientists in England say that the grounding of planes across Europe could have an immediate and measurable impact over the continent in the next few days.

We're not sure if you can say a white supremacist rally 'turned' ugly, but the LA Times report that police had to intervene outside City Hall when "a bare-chested, middle-aged man with Nazi insignias tattooed to his chest and back," walked into a crowd that was there to protest against the racists.