You remember Joe the Plumber, of course. The glare from his bald head illuminated just how dumb our American election process is. Now the English people have their very own Joe the Plumber. Meet 65 year-old Gillian the Pensioner!

Tonight's South Park parodied A&E's Intervention with everyone's favorite pot smoking towel. It seems the little blue rascal has opened the gateway to harder drugs like crystal-meth and heroin. Oh Towelie, why won't you listen to those that love you?

Tonight on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart gave his take regarding Gizmodo's iPhone exclusive and the subsequent police raid on Jason Chen's home. Speaking directly to Apple and Steve Jobs, Stewart didn't hold back his criticism of them. Video inside.

"Why does Heidi Montag get all the grief when Ivanka Trump looks like she's gotten just as much facial reconstruction? She looks like a gerbil with big boobs and a weave." — Good Girl Gone Bad [Photo via Getty]

Earlier this year, TechCrunch was hacked. Now police in Ireland believe they found the guy who did it. TechCrunch is letting you vote: Should they prosecute him or not? This has a real fun, frontier justice air about it. [TechCrunch]

Join us as we live blog the premiere episode of Sunset Daze, "We're Retired, Not Dead," plus a second, bonus episode, the brilliantly titled "Love, Lassos and Liver Spots."

AriZona Iced Tea wants you to know they're not from Arizona. So don't boycott them!

It's time once again for one of our Top Chef: Masters commenter live blogs. Why not partake with us? You don't have to be a foodie to join in. After all, Kelly Choi doesn't even eat, and she's the host!

It's not hard to figure out the attraction of living in your parents' basement. Free rent! Your Mom makes you sandwiches! Awesome. But why is a whole generation of young people kicking it at the 'rents? Science has the answer.

D.C. Benny appears on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. He talks about fortune tellers, cab drivers, and midgets, among other things.

Luke Spring overcame his completely rational fear of Brian Kilmeade to tap dance his seven year old heart out on Fox & Friends. Can Luke host this show from now on?

Big loss for CNN: Foreign correspondent Michael Ware, famous for his coverage of the Iraq war, has left the network.

A small gathering today mourned Hugo Tale-Yax, the homeless Guatemalan immigrant who died on the sidewalk as New Yorkers walked by. Said his cousin: "Even if it's a drunk, whoever it is, if they need help, please call for it."

A New York Times writer heard Facebook's CEO doesn't believe in secrets; a Facebook flack disapproved of the writer's secrets; and Barry Diller's wife refused to give up her fur secrets. The Twitterati sought loose lips.

Ever since the technologically impaired video chat with the Dunphy's on Modern Family I have been wishing for Fred Willard to make an in-the-flesh appearance. Tonight, my dream comes true. What are you most excited for tonight, #tvparty pals?

[Kate Hudson steps out of her trailer directly in front of Gawker HQ to film a little something for her movie Something Borrowed in New York today. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

IHOP doubles down with "Pancake Stackers," U.K. Prime Minister Gordon Brown suffers a "bigoted" comment scandal, Brazilians should have more sex, a Banksy is cleaned up by an Australian cleaning crew, and more.

A third year Harvard law student made racist comments at a dinner, then tried to clarify in an email—but the email got forwarded to the Black Law Student Association, and her summer boss is cow porn Judge Kozinski!

The Federal Trade Commission said it investigated Ann Taylor for trying to influence bloggers with gifts. The FTC took no action, its announcement publicized questions about blogger payola. Namely: Since when does a big-name retailer offer such crappy bribes?

Today we took a look at horrible stupid Ivanka Trump and her horrible stupid opinions, and y'all were mad! One commenter contained his/her rage, though, and thoughtfully laid out why she is, in fact, horrible and stupid.