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Now that he can't spend all his office time running around chasing tail, David Letterman needs something to do at work. So he's started a record label, C.E. Music. His first signed act? A popunk group called Runner Runner.

Palm's newly-announced $1.2 billion sale to Hewlett Packard is great news for Bono: It means the U2 frontman's Elevation Partners roughly broke even on its 2007 investment in Palm. No loss! Who's the "Worst Investor in America" now, mate?

No toys in your food! Poison in your food! Fire fight your food! Hot peppers are your food! An electronic device is the master of your food! It's your Fitness Watch, where we watch your fitness—while sucking a habanero!

Today on Oprah, Todd Bridges of childhood Diff'rent Strokes fame let it all out about his past and addiction to drugs. In one instance, a meth binge led Bridges to believe there were little green men taking over his house.

RuPaul's Drag Race is renewed, Ricky Gervais will host the Golden Globes again, Dr. Drew starts his own production company, the Supernanny wants out, and Conan O'Brien will end his TV silence this Sunday.

Everyone whispers that O editor-at-large Gayle King is Oprah Winfrey's secret lesbian lover. This headline inverts King's comment about how much she enjoys spending time alone in her literal closet. Cute wordplay, but do not get on Oprah's bad side.

"Oh my Gaga" is the new "Oh my God" in China, apparently. [via]

Here's a video taken in a land called New Zealand — populated solely by teenage girls and Elijah Wood's curious genetic cloning experiments — of pop sensation Justin Bieber arriving at the airport. Kiwis go apeshit. He's a god!

TONIGHT: Get ready for a big TV night including American Idol, Modern Family, the series premiere of Happy Town and the finale of High Society. It's just a can't-miss kind of night.

If you play this trout's song backwards, it contains demonic messages. Played normally it's merely ridiculous.

The Way We Live Now: Playing chicken. Do the lesser nations of the world truly believe they can intimidate us with a mere poultry tax? We will crush you and your cheap knockoff Rolex imports! We're from The Hamptons, bitch!

Tehran's police chief said that a crackdown on "social misbehavior" will include jailing women who spend too much time in the sun. First they came for Snooki, and we didn't speak up... [Image via Getty]

Today at Gawker.TV, Jessica Simpson's addicted to Nicorette without ever smoking before, The Bachelor Jake cries his way off of Dancing With the Stars, Courtney Love drops by The View, and Heidi Montag reveals her new face to her mother.

Congratulations to iliveinletters for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

We can all remember the terror of riding sweet ponies though the countryside and then being run down by an overconfident ostrich. Oh, how we laughed over hot cocoas later, remembering how Dad showed that ostrich who's boss! ...Wait, what?

Last night on The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert skewered everyone's favorite astrophysicist Stephen Hawking for what Hawking believes is the doom of the human species: Being enslaved by an alien race.

Apple believes it has a "moral responsibility" to patrol content on the iPhone. That apparently includes heavily watering down a guide to New York's gay culture, as one author just learned.

Forget Arizona. We're going to boycott The Hills this season, because it's managed to go from mildly amusing horrorshow to something far more sinister. It's a dark and ugly show, with no redeeming value. Don't watch it.