Hollywood correspondent Nicole Laporte has a tell-all book coming out on May 4 about the DreamWorks triumvirate of Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg and David Geffen.

Abed revealed a list of cliches from movies that he was determined to get through in his first year at community college. Troy signed up to help him through it, culminating in a fantastic food fight/80's movie-ending.

Despite being Contributing Editor of Vogue, Andre Leon Talley shocked us all this morning by confusing the rich buttery bread Brioche with the Chignon, a french twist hairstyle. Zut alors!

Method Man is in the midst of a European tour. During his stop in Germany, his tour bus was robbed. Meth and his crew did what most logical people would: they went to the police station and reported the crime.

Hundreds of celebrities, journalists, and politicos will descend on D.C. tomorrow night to attend the annual White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. Who will be on hand? A long list of the people planning to walk the C-SPAN red carpet below.

Michael was in full pickup mode on last night's Office, using a carefully crafted Powerpoint presentation to woo a potential client. As you can see, there's no more astute practitioner of subliminal messaging.

Suicidal College Student Carries Sodium Cyanide Into Subway, Sets Off Terrorism Scare

Discussing tips the average giantess can heed to never look enormous again, Wendy Williams revealed how she's reinvented her old tiny bags as fabulous fanny packs, dwarfing her guest all the while, shaking her bat-wings just because she can.

[Filming her "Te Amo" video in Paris, Rihanna is either in a True Blood mood or a Lady Gaga mood. Image via X-17 Agency.]

Danielle, Amanda, and Colby all kicked back at Robert Louis Stevenson's house, where Amanda and Danielle got catty over a hidden clue. Colby obviously didn't consider this an A-list girlfight, as he's too busy watching tv to notice.

Fiendish German and British "scientists" have put the cuddly-wuddly hormone Oxytocin into a nasal spray. They say that men who use it become more empathetic and better able to learn from positive feedback. [BBC]

In the animated segment from the universally reviled anti-Mormon cartoon, The God Makers, the LDS deity Elohim has "endless celestial sex" with his goddess wives before starting a race war, boning the virgin Mary, and sending Jesus to North America.

She aims to ruin every single one. Also today: Kristen Wiig is a movie star! A wonderful television program has been canceled. A new Stephen King TV series is in the works. And an important NCIS update.

Yesterday we met a group of nimble-footed U.S. soldiers who, in their free time in Afghanistan, remade Lady Gaga's "Telephone" video, with glorious results. Today, The Smoking Gun introduces us to the lip-syncing stars of the 82nd Airborne Division. [TSG]

While he's certainly not the best actor, this guy pranks his roommate by pretending he broke his computer and then recording the ensuing freak out.

Tonight on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart gave a hilarious overview of the current ~scandal~ rocking the campaign for Britain's next prime minister—"Bigotgate," as the UK media are calling it—and turned something mundane into something enthralling. Video inside.

The Marriage Ref is consistently the most reprehensible example of scripted reality television in the world, but is somehow saved by the guests' willingness to have some fun with it. Sarah Silverman's arousal during last night's show was no different.

Ever wanted to just quit your job and be a secret agent? Just like 007! This video will get you started.

Vanity Fair's Todd S. Purdum (writing for mysterious reasons at Politico) reveals that despite the Situation asking, no Jersey Shore cast members will attend this weekend's big bash in DC. And they call it democracy. [Politico]

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