[Contrary to popular opinion, Kim Cattrall isn't Samantha Jones. "In my mid-30s, I thought: 'Maybe I'm just not a very sexual woman.'' Then she met her third husband, with whom she wrote a sex guide. So, kinda Samantha. Photo: Getty]

The low-talker. The close talker. The man hands. These are the tropes that we all loved back in Seinfeld's heyday. On The Marriage Ref, Jerry tried to inject some of that spirit into a new character: the overcaller.

This morning on The View, Mike Tyson shared many private details with a very public audience. While discussing the ebb and flow of his tumultuous career, Tyson discussed his financial status with the hosts admitting that he is broke.

One of the many takeaways from this awesome profile of Doron Ofir, the casting director behind Jersey Shore and countless others, is that he's looking for a whole new cast for the show's third season. First they came for Snooki...

Fox News have released a poll on the new immigration reforms. But it seems in order to get the headline 'Arizona Was Right to Take Action on Immigration' they carefully skewed their questioning.

A stray mutt that has appeared at "nearly every demonstration in Athens over the last two years." He's always on the side of the protesters. He barks at the police. Locals call him and his ilk "dogs of the movement."

The critically acclaimed drama Friday Night Lights returns to NBC tonight. In case you're new to the show, need to be reminded, or want to relive some of last season's great moments, here is your complete primer for tonight's premiere.

Matthew Schneider, a 22-year-old production manager who worked on the show, is one of many charged in a drug bust in Alaskan fishing center Unalaska. He is still on the run, and he's implicated other show employees of drug running.

In what is ostensibly an exercise tape without any real exercise, Kathie Lee Gifford exposes her house of horrors: the baby used for weightlifting, the kitchen of oblivion, Frank the sex monster (eew!), and sundry other frights.

We all have jobs now! Let's spend beyond our means. Although, actually, before you go out and buy an iPad in celebration of the inevitable boom — unemployment still climbed from 9.7 to 9.9 per cent. [USA Today]

The two feistiest ladies in morning talk took time today to speculate on a picture of Morgan Freeman and Betty White getting rather close at the Correspondent's Dinner. Kathie Lee uses her own experience as a guide.

This guy has the bright idea to wax off his girlfriend's eyebrow while she is sleeping. Needless to say, she's less than thrilled with the new look.

She's headed out, uh, down the street... Also today: Hayden Christensen is inexplicably employed, a new horror movie deals with real-life scary stuff, more J.J. Abrams secret movie updates, and a look at how the apes will someday rule us.

This video is for those who, like me, have owned a camera for many years, but have yet to read the manual. Rather just watch a short video instead? Yeah, me too.

BP's latest wheeze is to place a "100-tonne concrete-and-steel box" over the leaking oil well. Which seems ludicrously, childishly, simple as an idea, but is apparently not. "We haven't done this before," said BP spokesman David Nicholas, according to the Guardian. "It's very complex and we can't guarantee it [will work]."

Iron Man 2 opens today and no one is more excited that Metacafe's Matt Zaller who landed some interviews with the cast. His non-traditional style and oddball questions present a completely different take on the celebrity press junket.

All she's doing on tour is lying around high in her bathrobe. This tween star is buying condoms, a rapper is tapping his tranny assistant, and this songstress wants to write a book. These caged birds, they are a-singing.

When this girl tickles this koala its ears can't stop twitching.

Scientists now think that, instead of being a huge, whale-hunting badass, the 45-foot-long collosal squid — a mass of giant eyes and be-toothed arms — is probably just a slow, ambush and scavenge predator. [BBC]

[The actress films "Just Go With It" with Jennifer Aniston; image via INF]