Amid mounting criticism over Facebook's privacy practices, CEO Mark Zuckerberg issued a Washington Post op-ed to apologize for his simpleton users' inability to understand Facebook. God, how hard can this be, people?

Seems like even some of the castaways were confused by the ending. A male reality star paid to have his famous date enjoy some girl-on-girl action in public and a celebrity spawn is trying heroin. This is a gossip flash-sideways.

Want to see a puppy hump a chicken in a cardboard box?

Oh, turns out those new $20 movie tickets were "a mistake." Come back! Please!

During last night's LOST finale, Target ran three show-inspired spots, either to make sure you knew what you were watching or because they hoped you would remember Target fondly as you bashed LOST's final episode.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

[Former NSYNC'r and current man of leisure Lance Bass (in the yellow) having brunch in the West Village yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

America's Future First Family, The Palins, are whiling away their time up in Wasilla, Alaska, as usual. Sarah's counting her speaking money; Bristol's counting her speaking money; and Todd—well, Todd's just there to intimidate the reporters.

Lady Gaga wasn't born with ambiguous genitals, but with lupus. Lindsay Lohan goes to court today, and prepared by giving an interview on YouTube. Rihanna wants to adopt. Romance on the set of Glee? Just another manic Monday gossip roundup.

This adorable tiny snowbunny makes hitting the slopes look like child's play.

Bill Clinton, who is no longer the President, still gets a big old motorcade, which is a good thing, because he needs several extra vehicles around him to fend off the multiple slack-jawed civilians sideswiping him at every turn.

Bruce Beresford-Redman, a former producer of Survivor and Pimp My Ride, has left Mexico for his home in California while his wife's murder investigation continues in Cancun. He is still considered to be a suspect in her death. [AP, pic]

Three American hikers arrested for wandering into Iran last year may be included in a prisoner swap, according to Iran's intelligence minister.

Ever hear of phthalates? They are esters that help plasticize things like rain coats and shower curtains, and they make body lotions smell nice. They also may be causing young men to develop in "several ways less completely masculine."

First the company lied was wrong about how much oil was leaking into the Gulf. Now it is saying that the siphoning tube being used is recovering over 30% less oil than was previously claimed. Surprised? [Guardian, Getty]

A guard at an upstate New York juvenile detention center says that a dance there last December turned into an orgy involving a prostitute and a 15-year-old girl, who allegedly gave lap dances and blow jobs to inmates.

Guess what! There were other things on TV tonight besides the LOST finale. One of those things was the last episode of The Celebrity Apprentice. And, somehow, Bret Michaels made it to the live event. That, and the winner, inside.

This is Les Phillip, a "Christian conservative" candidate for congress in—where else?—Alabama. What's his plan? "I'm going to Washington to stop [Obama] from destroying our nation—and they're not going to call me a racist." Because he's black.

This is Boston Dynamics' "LittleDog." Someday, far in the future, while you are hiding from the robot murder army in the rubble of your home, you will remember this video, and think, "Should I have done something?" [Tip via atlasfugged]

Screenwriter Simon Monjack, the husband of the late actress Brittany Murphy, was found dead in his home on Sunday night. The cause of death is still unknown.