Now that she's embroiled in a bribery scandal, Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, is considering a move to New York. We think that's a lovely idea. Here is everything you need to know about New York's newest potential expat.

Joined by Planet Green's Philippe Cousteau, Good Morning America's Champion dove 25-feet deep directly into the oil. In this clip, get an inside view of the spill and how the chemical dispersant is affecting the body of water.

The Way We Live Now: Feeling that sickening whooooooooaaaaaaa feeling in our guts again. You know that one? It's the feeling you get when the market's tanking, your employees are quitting, and masked bandits just made off with your gold.

Last night's wander into the lost villages of Bergen County brought us stories of struggle and effort, of hard-won victories and vague, melancholy defeats. We learned that it is not about "winning or losing" it is solely about winning.

Kung Fu Panda? Forget it. This bear at the Hiroshima zoo doesn't need any mystical dragon powers to kick some serious butt.

Ohio's Miami University has the booziest, pukiest, poopiest sororities in America. First Pi Beta Phi trashed a lake lodge. Now Alpha Xi Delta members are in trouble for "urinating on artifacts" and otherwise destroying the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center.

It's been one month since the Deepwater Horizon oil rig blew up, and oil is still leaking at an astonishing rate. Entire state economies might be crushed, and whole ecosystems wiped out. So whose fault is it?

Peek inside New Jersey's famous "couture boutique," Diane & Co., to see Diana Scali and her daughters Kimberly and Christina outfit New Jersey's glamazons for special occasions. Jersey Couture premieres Tuesday, June 1 on Oxygen! Trailer below.

Russell Brand went onto The Tonight Show to talk about his new movie, what makes him sexy, Venus and Serena Williams, amongst other hard hitting topics of course. Needless to say, Katy Perry is in for an interesting marriage.

0 points and 1 bruised thigh awarded for failed ball ingestion.

In your gleaming Tuesday media column: big news at True/ Slant, The Atlantic's selling mad ads, the NYT gets a new media reporter, and every last thing is for sale at Shape magazine.

In his latest attempt to dismantle The Ring, Chuck shows how the best spies are products of their environments—providing their environments have buttons that fire missiles or upload computers to your brain.

They might be your tweets, but the money is all Twitter's: The microblogging service must now get a cut of any advertising sold against Twitter content, even your own content. Nice racket.

Yes, women like to talk a lot, especially on the phone. But Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa took being a "chatty cathie" to new levels when she spent her time in labor on her cell phone.

Sandy Herold, owner of a 200-lb. chimp that mauled and blinded her friend last year, has died of a ruptured aortic aneurysm. "Her heart, which had been broken so many times before, could take no more," said her lawyer. [AP]

We were too busy trying to find something to watch on TV to actually attend the Sex and the City 2 premiere. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern went in our stead. Here is her adventure.

As predictable as it was, last night's season finale of HIMYM tied up its 5th season as well as anyone could expect. Marshall and Lilly are hoppin' on the baby train, Don's leaving for Chicago, and Ted went blond.

Last year, gossip hack Shallon Lester left the NY Daily News for the lush, tempting pastures of an MTV reality television show. The show, Downtown Girls, premieres next week. What could go wrong?

France's first lady is tres embarrassed that an old, raunchy episode of a talk show called Eurotrash has surfaced online. Now the French government is scrambling to get it yanked from YouTube. Here's what they don't want you to see.

Last night, Jimmy "showed a clip from the 1994 movie Space Train." In other words, he and Ben Kingsley put on silly costumes and performed the sketch live—and then continued the interview in full space garb.