This big Maine Coone is very tolerant of the terrier puppy jumping all over her.

Yesterday, Glenn Beck had some choice words for the President. No, not the current president! Glenn Beck has a bone to pick with Woodrow Wilson. Watch your back, Grover Cleveland.

And yet here she is trying, in a trailer for Life As We Know It, which might as well be called Baby Boom 2: Everything's Awful. At least the wildly charismatic Josh Duhamel is there to spice things up. Sigh.

In 1985, only 55% of women having premarital sex the first time used a contraceptive. Thanks for helping to spawn a large Gawker readership 25 years later, unintentional moms! Nowadays, Americans send a new message with their fucking: Fuck God.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Neon green is everyone's color. The new Diesel X-Ray watch collection features transparent neon-green sections that reveal the innards of each style. Rock one, and you'd better be prepared to respond to, "Dude, wheredja get that watch?" a million times a day.

The top kill method of pumping mud into the Gulf Coast oil leak has apparently worked. The pressure on the gunk geyser is very low and once it is at zero, they fill the hole with cement, the end. [LAT]

[Celebrity couple Joey Potter and Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell are at a movie awards show or party or something in London, which is in England; image via Bauer-Griffin]

I'm pretty sure this kid didn't get his wish granted after they sung "Happy Birthday" and blew out the candles.

A task force reports that cops who get shot by other cops are often victims of—well, "race may play a role in an officer's instantaneous assessment." Color us shocked! Any other news today that reinforces conventional stereotypes even more?

Senate candidate and Vietnam fibber Richard Blumenthal is still way more popular than wrestling empress Linda McMahon in Connecticut.

Police in New Zealand are investigating claims that parents in one town are setting up backyard brawls between their kids instead of letting them fight in the streets. Not a bad idea! New Park Slope parenting trend coming?

Perhaps because an offshore oil well is destroying the Gulf of Mexico, today President Obama will extend a hold on applications for Arctic drilling until the end of the year. Alaska lawmakers are not happy. Meanwhile, Top Kill continues. [NYT]

The conservative Family Research Council yesterday said that a repeal of DADT will lead to soldiers having unwanted gay sex and that "homosexuals in the military are about three times as likely to commit sexual assaults as heterosexuals are."

Peter Bethune, a Sea Shepherd boat captain, was arrested in March for illegally boarding a Japanese whaling ship in the Pacific. He has admitted to some charges, but says he had "good reason" to board the vessel. [Guardian, pic]

Today's New York Times takes on the problem of Larry King. Specifically, the problem that no one is watching him. But that's not just Larry King's problem! His whole network has that problem. Because it is awful.

[Via Metafilter, here's the infamous poster of a made-over Führer from a Sicilian clothing company's ad campaign. Pink is just not really his color, is it?]

British scientist Dr. Mark Gasson has implanted a virus-infected computer chip in his hand, allowing him to turn on his cellphone and pass through electronic doors. This will definitely turn out totally fine, if sci-fi novels are any indicator. [BBC]

A worker at iPhone manufacturer FoxConn has fallen to his death—the tenth such incident this year.

According to The Sun, a Chinese father chained his son to a lamppost and tried to auction him off, advertising his work ethic. After being asked about the child's diet, the father was attacked by bystanders. [The Sun]