We're not sure what happened on The Doctors today, but apparently Teen Sex Day made everything go crazy. There was a 'youthologist,' reports on sex games and plenty of awkward talk. Bonus: a surprise ending featuring hypocrisy!

How the U.S. Government Killed the Safest Car Ever Built [Jalopnik]

Jay Shells, the artist who brought you the Subway Etiquette posters, is back with a new project: plastic bags dispensed from a painted dog's booty, to encourage pet cleanliness. This street artist is New York's most responsible citizen. [AnimalNY]

Congratulations to josephd for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Sarah Palin's got a peeping tom as her neighbor, the "Worst DJ Ever" inspires Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell, Ozzy Osbourne freaks out fans at Madam Tussuad's, and Jimmy Fallon and Jake Gyllenhaal get the groove on.

Welcome to the third installment of Gawker Media's Spring Guide. Hear It!, your guide to whimsical music/arts events, is chock-full of pissing in Sani-Cans, Velvet Elvises, art crawls, bowling balls, new releases and events that are cooler than you'll ever be.

President Obama gave a press conference, just to make sure everyone knows that he's really mad at BP for spilling all that oil and saying, "it is my job to make sure that everything is done to shut this down."

The weather is nice and hot and we can all almost taste the sweet freedom of Memorial Day. Summer is here, and that's awesome, but there are just some parts of the season that suck.

The Way We Live Now: Pandering to the poors. Of course being poor makes the masses upset, but that's no reason to engage in the lowest form of populism. Whither the landlords, the owners, the moguls? Let's remember who's boss.

We love New York. No, really—we do. But in case you don't share this devotion, watch Moviefone's mashup of movie scenes that take place in the city that never sleeps. How many movies can you identify?

Andrew Cuomo has accepted the Democratic nomination for governor of New York. Surprise.

These motorists in Dubai have to deal with out-of-control Toyotas, sport utilities that defy physics, and guys that drive wearing headphones while their friend films the strange highway shenanigans before them.

Did you miss this week's Nightline interview with Jesse James? Fear not, BWE.tv has reduced it to a mere 20 seconds worth of awkward goodness. Even if you weren't before, this will put you on "Team Sandra Bullock."

What's better than fishing in the great outdoors? Watching this guy fish/fail instead.

In your shady Thursday media column: Gerald Posner rewarded for his hard work, Atlantic Media gives up on its business site, Newsweek.com gets a redesign, and Janice Min's bold new plans for The Hollywood Reporter.

Last night on The Late Late Show, Craig Ferguson advocated for friendlier names for a woman's, ahem, more private parts, coining his own term that invokes the special mystique of the Internet: Tweetybox.

What started as a normal dance number ended with both men getting up in the grill of a perplexed audience member. She should feel lucky, as not many people get to be blown on by a super sexy megahunk.

Reality TV "star" Kendra Wilkinson is making tons of money off the release of her sex tape. So why is she talking about how it's the worst thing ever? It's just one of several approaches for smut-scandalized celebs.

E. coli-infested food! Metal-infested drugs! Fancy-infected doctors! Whooping-infested coughs! Harlem-infested hospitals! And liver-infested poop! It's your lifesaving Health Watch, where we watch your health—while infested with wisdom!

Investors are pouring money into tech "incubators," hoping to kindle the next Foursquare or Twitter. But there's a cautionary tale in the trend for entrepreneurs, such as the guy who sold his stuff and moved across the continent for nothing.