Israeli commandos killed 10 people on Sunday night after storming a convoy of ships that were defying an Israeli blockade by carrying aid to Gaza. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu cancelled a trip to Washington and is returning to Israel.

Channel your eight-year-old self with this refresher course on how to do that classic "I'm so bored at soccer practice so I guess I'll just whistle through a piece of grass and annoy my teammates" trick.

After years of trying, Celine Dion is finally pregnant. Lindsay Lohan tries to hang with a better crowd. Miley Cyrus hates Glee. Madonna saves gay Malawians. Your Memorial Day Gossip Roundup is warming up the grill.

This anteater walks across the room to drink soda with a straw, but he doesn't want to let go.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Baby ninjas always hug it out after they kick their challenger's ass.

Aziz Ansari loves his cousin, but sometimes Harris just has some really odd choices in entertainment. I mean, seriously? Who watches Las Vegas?

Miss your weekly dose of Walter White because you were watching the Lost series finale? Don't worry—the writers at Breaking Bad were watching it, too.

Just a few days after tweeting reporter Lynn Hirschberg's phone number in revenge for her pretty scathing New York Times Magazine piece, M.I.A. has released a song asking "Why the hell would journalists be thick as shit?" [Running Scared]

China's Xinhua news agency did some digging into the smoking baby video. "Data from the Central Statistics Agency showed 25 per cent of Indonesian children aged three to 15 have tried cigarettes, with 3.2 per cent of those active smokers."

Being a Washington press pooler is not that exciting. Usually it's observing stuff even too boring for C-Span. But last night, camped outside a friend of Obama's home, the press pool had an adventure with the Nation of Islam.

[The new Luna Park opened this weekend on Coney Island. It is getting positive reviews. Go there and eat some cotton candy, take a few rides on the Wonder Wheel. (Pic via Getty)]

You know what? Fuck all ingredients. They're nothing but trouble. Take salt: Everyone hates salt now that the war on carbs and fat and sugar have been won. When will someone come up with an ingredient-less food product!? [NYT]

The Best Party, promising free towels at swimming pools, Disneyland at the airport and a new polar bear for the zoo, have won local elections in Reykjavik. Here's their campaign video, set to a Tina Turner Song. Guess which one.

Recently, Lady Gaga bought a ghost-hunting kit with which to perform a "spirit-sweep" of a venue. Oh, Jesus. Lady Gaga is so eccentric! We now present our definitive catalogue of her most unnecessary quirks.

Cruise missiles aboard submarines Dolphin, Tekuma and Leviathan can, according to an Israeli Naval official quoted in the Times of London, "reach any target in Iran." Iran is widely believed to be working towards its own nuclear weapon. Gulp. [Times]

A fish in the Connecticut River found near a Vermont nuclear plant tested positive for strontium-90. Authorities think it's fine: All living things are contaminated with trace amounts of strontium-90 because of 1950s weapons testing and Chernobyl. Phew. [AP]

A reformed gang leader, Mickey Rourke, returns home to steer his younger brother away from a life of crime in Francis Ford Coppola's stylish 1983 film. Basically the Outsiders for adults.

A Texas debt collection company had a unique style for reminder voicemails to one black customer. "This is your motherfucking wake-up call you little lazy ass bitch. Get your motherfucking nigger ass up and go pick some motherfucking cotton fields."

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