The hosts of Fox and Friends agree that Barack Obama's ensemble was too fancy when he went to visit the shore of the oil spill. Apparently, plain brown pants and an oxford aren't as "authentic" like George W. Bush was.

We rented a plane to drag a banner over Rush Limbaugh's house during his wedding tomorrow and we need you to tell us what to say. Go here right now and leave a comment! UPDATE: Deadline extended. Keep them coming!

He's didn't have sex with the mannequin, but he did (sort of) kidnap her. This fading male beauty is considering butt implants and this big-spending actress won't talk to store clerks. Isn't working retail already punishment enough?

When this cat hears the toilet flush, she knows it is her signal to attack the watery menace.

Bruce Willis knows what Bruce Willis is good at: promoting and acting. That's basically it! Notice how "choosing a vodka company to become a partner in" isn't on that list.

Britney's conservatorship gets extended after two years of dependence. Miley Cyrus "simulates a lesbian kiss." Gary Coleman's ex-wife misses the swag. Gwen Stefani threw a $15,000 party for a four-year-old. Thank the Hills of Hollywood: Friday gossip has arrived.

Dillon Makuski, a 20-year-old diaper fetishist, was given 30 months probation, 200 hours of community service, and must undergo a psycho-sexual examination for stealing dirty diapers from someone's home. He was arrested with six soiled diapers in his pockets.

[St. Justin Bieber of the Canadians sings an inspirational madrigal at the American Today Show; image via Splash]

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

A kid grossed out by boogers? No way! Yes way...watch as this girl's face silently begs for someone to get booger boy a tissue.

A cap has been placed on top of the leaky Gulf oil well, but BP says it may take 24 hours to know if it worked.

The Paris Review has started a blog! Which is welcome news because it is a good publication, and we now get to read engaging, thoughtful posts on a daily basis. Things like softball game recaps!

Another boat from the Free Gaza Movement, the MV Rachel Corrie, is now headed for the blockaded Gaza Strip. Israeli PM Bibi Netanyahu said the ship won't be allowed to reach Gaza, "Not now and not later on." [Guardian]

Over 1,400 former federal employees have been hired by financial sector lobbying groups since 2009, according to a new study. And 73 of them are former lawmakers, like opposing congressional Dicks Armey and Gephardt. It's financial regulation overhaul season!

McDonald's is recalling 12 million cadmium-laced Shrek drinking glasses, but is still selling toxic food.

State police yesterday found 22-year-old Thomas Wopat-Moreau injured in a swamp less than 500 feet from the Taconic State Parkway—where he had been since early Sunday after swerving off the road—by tracing his cell phone. [NYDN, pic]

Rush Limbaugh is getting married in a super-secret ceremony at his Palm Beach mansion on Saturday. We wanted to wish him well. So we rented a banner-toting plane to fly over his house during the event. What should it say?

Jersey Shore creator SallyAnn Salsano says she hands out herpes medication Valtrex "like M&Ms" to "everyone on the set." She also called the show a "herpes nest." Don't forget to brush your teeth after you vomit! [THR via NYP]

Rush's beachfront estate in Palm Beach consists of five buildings. Four are for guests; the main house—the one Rush lives in—is 24,000-square-feet. (Rush has described the property as "quite modest by Palm Beach standards.") The estate also comes with access to a private beach.

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East Coast: Jealous of all that free oil Louisiana is getting? No worries! The National Center for Atmospheric Research says that the huge oil slick from the Deepwater Horizon catastrophe could hit the East Coast in a matter of weeks.