Apple has suffered another embarrassment. A security breach has exposed iPad owners including dozens of CEOs, military officials, and top politicians. They—and every other buyer of the cellular-enabled tablet—could be vulnerable to spam marketing and malicious hacking.

Crazy conspiracy-cruller Glenn Beck has a new novel, The Overton Window, coming out very soon. And now, because I guess this is what we do these days, there is a trailer. For a book. It's just one long, scary quote.

TONIGHT: Kind of a paltry night of TV, but perhaps the finale of Top Chef Masters will get you through. Plus, new episodes of Peep Show, So You think You Can Dance and Game 6 of the Stanley Cup finals.

Vice magazine founder Gavin McInnes subjected himself to New York's 21 Questions. He punctuates an answer with "nigga" and talks about explosive diarrhea, hand jobs, and post-marital sex. Edgy! Don't say he's not fauxhemian or he'll piss in your cereal.

Gowanda, NY police officer Jason Miller has admitted that "he hung his bulletproof vest on a tree and shot it two years ago," to fake his own shooting. He also pleaded guilty to accepting three pizzas as a bribe. [AP]

Congratulations to skellywelly for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jon Stewart has ideas for fighting unemployment, America's Got Talent comedian bombs-yet-survives by insulting the audience, Gordon Ramsay kicks off a Hell's Kitchen contestant, and Chris Rock calls Jay Leno a "bad, bad man" to his face.

You know Phoenix as one of the bands on the Lost in Translation soundtrack. But did you know that their lighting guy is a member of the band, they nearly come to fisticuffs when deciding the set list, and that they are particularly inspired by martinis?

Kate Hudson stopped by the Late Show last night and cooked up some waffles with Dave, proving once and for all that it's alright to eat breakfast foods, even if it's on late night television.

Incredibly corrupt former Republican mega-lobbyist Jack Abramoff, imprisoned for ripping off Indian casinos and bribing congressmen, has been transferred to a halfway house. He's scheduled for full release December 4, just in time for Washington agencies' lovely holiday parties!

A reader has brought to our attention this Craigslist ad, posted by an "actual, real movie producer" looking for a 25-or-under actor/model to clean his country house pool, while looking young and sexy. Pics or you can't get the job.

The Talented Mr. Wheeler—Harvard student Adam Wheeler, who got in by lying on his application and now faces criminal charges—was accepted to join Stanford for the 2010-2011 academic year. Obviously, they have since changed their minds. [AP]

When will Congress declare hopes for a climate change bill this year dead, dead dead dead, which they pretty much are? GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham helped draft it and is now officially working against it, for funny-sounding reasons.

The Way We Live Now: Deepening the divide between rich and poor, with cheap labor, wielding golden pickaxes. Don't steal those pickaxes. We counted them beforehand. When you're done widening that trench, holler. We'll be on the mega-yacht.

For the second time in Hell's Kitchen history, a cook left in the middle of service. However, since Andrew's a bit off his rocker to begin with, it's probably better that he didn't work in a room full of knives.

Less than 1 percent of oil-soaked birds survive. Now that the gulf is awash in oil, what do we do with this epidemic of slowly suffering wildlife? We've reached the point that mass euthanasia may be the kindest option.

Comedian Doogie Horner was pronounced dead before he even walked onto the stage, but—in biblical fashion—Horner managed to resurrect himself and win over the hearts of his audience and judges. Viewers, have we found our new TV messiah?

Maybe this kid should stick to something with two wheels because he definitely doesn't have a knack for the unicycle.

We were too busy eating gelato last night to actually watch The City. However our fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was on the prowl and will bring you all the dirt on her newest nemesis Louise Roe.

While the rest of the world is concerned with things like oil-contaminated oceans, the global economy, and political unrest, the ladies of the hills show us how truly well off we are in this highly edited argument.