The fields of the World Cup are No Swear Zones. So the international referees had to take a course on English swears, the better to crack down on them. Here's one you'll probably hear a lot: "Fuck you, ref." [TimesOnline]

The utopian land of Sweden reserves two of the government-mandated 13 months paid parental leave for fathers. This has turned men into hunky he-dads who slaughter game as well as they change diapers.

Daniel Tosh criticizes Google for forcing him to clear his search history every three hours to save his relationships and return his keyboards to the mac store for "man goo" removal.

The culinary coronation is at finally hand: Which arrogant jerk chef will be crowned the master of all arrogant jerk chefs on the finale of Top Chef Masters? Join our commenter live blog and share the suspense with us!

AT&T just issued an official statement concerning the iPad breach. We've updated our original post.

[Kevin Costner testified before the House Committee on Science and Technology today. He talked about his Ocean Therapy Solutions water purifiers could possibly clean up the BP oil spill. Really. Image via Getty]

Archaeologists found this 5,500 year-old shoe in an Armenian cave. The ~size 7 women's leather shoe was preserved under a layer of sheep poop. Researchers speculate it was a "really fresh" throwback to a 5,515 year-old model. [NYT]

Today we looked at American Apparel's looksist hiring policies. One commenter witnessed this unfortunate phenomenon up close and in person.

Remember our close artistic visionary friend, Dan Lacey, pancake painter to the stars and maker of whims coming true? Yes. Well, he's being subpoenaed by insane birther queen and aspiring California politico Orly Taitz. Because of... conspiracy?

TV cameras on one side, paparazzi on the other, reality stars' lives are broadcast twice: once in the tabloids and once on TV, the former a preview for the latter. Is this the death of gossip, or a renaissance?

Last night, South Carolina Democrats chose Alvin Greene, an unemployed veteran who raised no money but was listed first on the ballot, as their Senate nominee. Well, okay. Huh? All we know is that he's facing a sexy felony charge.

[Christina Aguilera filmed a scene for her new Lifetime movie The Abduction of Chrissy A. in New York today. She was also on CBS' The Early Show. Image via INF]

It's true. There will be a Bollywood Hitler movie. Also today: Idiot Paul Rudd's non-idiot sisters are named, everyone's favorite show has been renewed, that Superbad kid just keeps hangin' on, and a great new series begins.

Our smutty sister site Fleshbot has the first still images from Danielle's forthcoming sex tape. Warning: These images will be seared in your mind, forever, in a way no amount of Bravo reruns will ever counteract. [Fleshbot]

After watching this year's MTV Movie Awards, Craig Ferguson reevaluated his life. On last night's Late Late Show, he decided to give up a bad habit.

ABC "Family" premiered it's newest gem last night, Pretty Little Liars. We cut down the hour show to less than 3 minutes, keeping only the parts that people watch this type of show for... the sex, baby.

In a special report from the Gulf on Studio B Shepard Smith a reporter's microphone apparently cuts out while discussing a new machine British Petroleum plans on using to... set fire to the entire Gulf of Mexico?

At last night's Webutante Ball, 700 people bounced around and had fun celebrating the internet and raising money for charity. Arthur Kade, Kari Ferrell, & Julia Allison were there, but normal people where there, too. Check this techno-heavy video recap.

Get ready for a Lady Gaga-centric episode of Doctor Who, Eastbound and Down will return to HBO in September, how to watch the World Cup in 3D, and Futurama's 100th episode will feature Devo.

On last night's Losing It With Jillian, after threatening ten year-old Jordan Jones while canoeing, Jillian gets what's coming to her and goes for a little unexpected swim.