Georgia Rep. Paul Broun is concerned about an energy bill killing old people in hot states. What happens when Floridians and Georgians turn up their thermostats in summer, to save on bills? Waves of death, says this esteemed "medical doctor."

The parents of a 17-year-old boy filed a police report claiming Jodie Foster grabbed and shoved their son after he took her picture outside an L.A. mall. Spotting a celeb en route to the food court can be dangerous! Updated.

Last night, Stephen questioned Michael Jordan's attempt to revive the diminutive 'stache in a Hanes commercial. This and some soccer debate that might put Stephen to sleep inside.

The tiny, frozen, broke-ass, gay-friendly island nation's parliament voted 49-0 today to add "man and man" and "woman and woman" to their existing marriage laws. Hopefully an enormous gay marriage cloud will blow over here on the jet stream. [Reuters]

Since Tuesday, the world has stood dumb-struck at the victory of Alvin Greene in the SC Democratic Primary. He's unemployed, looking at a felony charge for showing a college coed a porn image and giving interviews. Inside, the best ones.

Pentagon investigators are supposedly "desperately searching" for Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, the Australian paranoiac who's always putting government secrets online, and is allegedly sitting on a big batch of intercepted State Department cables. We think we know where he is!

Baghdad, a city of 7 million, is overrun with 1.25 million stray dogs that live in feral packs and terrorize children. Now that Baghdad's feral human problem is (relatively) under control, authorities are going after dogs with shotguns and poison.

If Bravo has taught us anything, it's that all Real Housewives are fame-hungry monsters. Bethenny Frankel is almost able to simulate integrity about her archenemy Jill Zarin until she is struck by a crippling lack of self-awareness.

Cocktail names from a scintillating New York Times trend piece on drinking: the Penelope Cruiser, the Algerian Typist, A New Phase of Life, the Yuzu You Too!, the Sexy London, Sandals 'n Spice. Don't you want to drink them all?

French prankster Remi Gaillard brings World Cup fervor to the French village of Le Cres. Needless to say, the players, coaches and refs were not ready for the crowds, smoke bombs and streakers.

[Carrot Top and two others at a 50th anniversary Playboy party in Playboy land in Las Vegas; Image via Splash]

Some of you are old enough to remember when a commercial was a commercial. When somebody on the television just looked at you dead on and said "This product is worth buying." The game has changed.

Michael Bloomberg says we shouldn't rush to judgment and blame BP for the oil spill.

If you still haven't conquered this classic party trick, here's a new way to attract someone the next time you're at your favorite dive bar that doesn't involve a hackneyed pickup line or too much cleavage.

He's gay and she just wants to get famous-er. This star did blow on an amusement park ride (with her kids present) and this actress helped a homeless man get a job and an apartment. She's sweeter than nose candy.

A cat runs and slides into various boxes. Think his owners are trying to send him a message by all the "diet" products?

An unnamed Victoria's Secret model destroys a priceless work of art by rubbing her perfect body across it. Lindsay Lohan's assistant quits in a huff. Bethenny Frankel's mysterious first husband revealed. TGIFriday gossip.

The Daily Show last night took no time running down the list of even more transgressions brought to us from British Petroleum. Prepare for seething anger.

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