Did you happen to miss Saturday's controversial World Cup game between England and the United States? Good news: here's everything that happened, condensed to 90 seconds. Better news: the whole thing's done using Legos! The fun—and informative—video, inside.

Game Night might seem like an inappropriate title since the World Cup is not covered, but Jimmy Kimmel still pulls of some solid NBA Finals jokes and gets a dig in at the terrible referees.

America's favorite bedazzled skinsuit wearer, American Idol runner up and former Wicked chorus boy Adam Lambert, has a new song out about boots and dancing and eyeliner and he's just released the notly anticipated music video. It's confusing.

Last week, we learned that sextastic clothing line American Apparel hires and fires employees based on photos, and we shared internal documents detailing their No Uglies Allowed policies. Today, we bring you AA Grooming Standards—male and female.

Employees: have you made your eyewear as goofy as possible?

Return to: American Apparel's Complete Guide to Grooming

For those of us who went to school when flat screen monitors were a luxury, feelings of jealousy may creep up after seeing this video, in which several of them suddenly rise from tables. See, kids, school can be fun!

Today Regis and Kelly shared a few letters and photos received from viewers. Kelly joked about drinking alcohol during breaks (all jokes have some truth, am I right?), then turned a man's pride for his huge asparagus into sexual references.

Jumping over the hoods of cars is never safe for you or the car, as this guy learns first hand. He'll never land that coveted role in the next Dukes of Hazard remake.

In your mordant Monday media column: Zachery Kouwe is canned again, a replacement for Gourmet, the government set to save journalism, News Corp makes a purchase, and Howard Kurtz defines heroism.

On today's show, The Doctors took time aside to discuss one of the most dangerous phenomenons facing the medical industry, skinny jeans. Ladies, they might make you look good, but at what cost?

Former British conservative prime minister Margaret Thatcher is old and sick and barely does anything anymore. But now Sarah Palin wants a photo-op, so Thatcher may just drag herself out of bed yet, to be polite.

Here's a gem from the late Ted Kennedy's FBI file: A memo about a New York City socialite's claim of "considerable information about sex parties" including three Kennedy brothers, Frank Sinatra, and Marilyn Monroe.

While many consider Sean Hayes' duties as host for the 64th annual Tony Awards last night a success Greg Kelly seemed very pretentious and questioned if anyone actually knows who he is. Even Rosanna Scotto seemed offended by his remarks.

South Carolina mystery man Alvin Greene's primary opponent has filed a protest of election results.

Kristen Chenoweth visited Fox and Friends after the Tony Awards to explain the relationship between Hollywood and Broadway while tolerating the hosts.

This morning's Early Show featured a segment on the South African Vuvuzela, which has provided annoyance to anyone watching the world cup that isn't from South Africa. Watch host Chris Wragge get a little too into playing (with) it.

Mark Zuckerberg recently bought an iPhone. But the mobile phone is not very mobile, and not much of a phone, the Facebook CEO says.

An AP reporter got an interesting notification after signing up for psychotic Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann's email list this weekend: an entity called "Bachmann for Senate" wanted to thank her for subscribing! Can anything ever be just a typo?

If you've missed the first three episodes of The Bachelorette, look no further than Joel McHale to catch you up. Details about the show aren't necessary, but poking fun at the ridiculous participants definitely is!

We figured DJ Paulie Disco would be the first of MTV's guidos to land a recording contract, but TMZ got their hands on a snippet of The Situation's single. It's sort of like a Snooki punch to your eardrums.